The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

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The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby OZ_Nick on Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:47 am

Ahoy there me thirsty mateys!

Oi be yer landlord fer this th' foinest drinkin establusherment, stblement, err pub in all Piratica.

Yer ferst drink be "on the house" a speshul import called "Captain's Delight" which will nok yer littel cotton sox off.

Welcome, 'ave drink or three and no fightin. At least not before ye've 'ad a skinfull!


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Postby black bart on Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:53 am

YYYAAAARRRRRR....I can't believe it, I has beaten Dave L to be first in the new waterin hole...mine's a Capn's Delight with a Chocolate Milkshake in a dirty glass!
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Postby walktheplank on Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:50 am

yarr I be coming down yer foine stablishment on account that The Admiral Benbow as barred smoking. I trust there'll be a foine selection of terbacco an ale fer a weary Pirate ter sample.
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Postby DaveL on Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:29 am

YArrrr...

Did someone say a drink or 3 AND a fight? Where's a stool? Pour me one of yer finest.

Oh, by the way, Oi hear that Eunice O'Hare be looking for work as a barmaid.
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Postby black bart on Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:40 am

ARRRR Cap'n OZ...ye'll be needin a bigger door!!!
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Postby OZ_Nick on Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:35 am

Yarr me hearties!

Ok, that's one Captain's Delight and a chocolate milkshake fer Bart,one Portsmouth Old 'n' Manky fer DaveL one o the foinest gut-rots ye'll ever have the misfortune ter run across, a noice big Cuban cigar and a pouch o' our famous Morgan's Beard baccky fer 'is pipe fer Walktheplank.

Now Oi not be so shore bout Eunice, d'yer think she'll pass the attractivity test? Wot say ye foine fellows 'ang about and have a few dozen gallons o grog an then Oi'll ask 'er ter come down fer an interview. Oi'll be able ter tell frem ye reakshuns iffen she be roight fer the job...
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Postby Pachyderm on Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:12 pm

*tip of trunk pokes round door*

"There's booze in the vicinity. Pint o' Mermaid's Piss fer me, then.

As the place is new an' all, Oi'll be suppin' me beverages in der Beer Garden, till the doors is widened.

Evenin' all."
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Postby DaveL on Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:34 pm

OZ_Nick wrote:Yarr me hearties!

Now Oi not be so shore bout Eunice, d'yer think she'll pass the attractivity test? Wot say ye foine fellows 'ang about and have a few dozen gallons o grog an then Oi'll ask 'er ter come down fer an interview. Oi'll be able ter tell frem ye reakshuns iffen she be roight fer the job...


YArrrrr...maybe not, but she will definitely pass the lonely mariner test.
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Postby ChowMein on Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:43 pm

I'll ave a dubbel ! Tank ye moist kinely matey !.
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Postby anthrobabe on Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:24 pm

Ahoy mateys!

I think I mights drop in from time to time to take a break.
I don drinks at the Admiral Benbow--- I jus works there

OH! Now I see where my spitoons went to!

Oil ave a wee drop o port

(an ye can ave Eunice O'Hare too,,, Oh tha stories)

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Postby OZ_Nick on Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:01 pm

Yarrr! So that be two gallons o' ale fer Chowmien and a pint o' our best vintage port fer Antrobabe.

Enniwun want sum spicee snax ter nibble on? At lease that's wot Oi fink they are, found a bag of em round the back inner stables.

These be my spittons, get yer scurvy eyes offem. Oi bought em as a job lot from a Mr Liverwurst (or somtin loike that), at least that's wot the bloke wot deliverd said.
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Postby DaveL on Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:41 am

So Oz_Nick,

Do yer haves any long winded tales yewd like to tell us? Anything about Pirate Soccer teams? If yer keep pourin, we'll keep listening. Bart will shout the next round! YArrr!
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Postby black bart on Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:56 am

AAARRRRR...er, the next round...er...sorry mateys I seem to ave left me dubloons at Madame Fifi's agin...not a penny on me, er, can yers sub me a few Cronan's til me next Treasure Hunt?
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Postby walktheplank on Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:52 am

yarr hows about a Pub Quiz to get the punters inter yer new pub. We could all split into teams, Cap'n Cronan will turn up drunk, 1 Dubloon per person to enter (excluding Bart), Rum Vouchers for the winning team and mouldy sandwiches fer all. The quizmaster must also be drunk and totally thick. Take it from me this format will work.
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Postby black bart on Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:55 pm

YYAAARRRR, and for extra atmosphere ye has ta have Arseburn O'Leary as the bartender.
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