9966: Thou shalt not breast feed children old enough to walk and talk in a public restaurant.
9965: Thou shalt put thy $%@!$#% cellphone down and speak to thy server when they comest to help thee.
9964: Thou shalt not drink thy child's small beverage over and over again whilst thee hast ordered water, simply because children drink for free.
9963: Thou shalt not go out to eat at places thee cannot really afford simply because thee are dressed nicely on Sunday afternoons.
9962: Thou shalt never ask thine server if a dish is good or not, thou knowest damn well thy server cannot say it is bad. Thou shalt instead ask which is better between thy choices.
9961: Thou shalt not order Filet Mignon well done.
9960: Thou shalt ask for all thy various special needs at one time, instead of sending thine server back to the kitchen for one more thing each time they arrive with the last.
9959: Thou shalt sit where the hell thine hostess puts thee.
9958: Thou shalt not ask why "The ni##ers" got served before thee.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.