She's an android, captain...He has created the perfect woman...Lifelike in every detail, except one...She___________
go to town, boys.
FSM Discussion
Dedicated to the teaching of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
the FINISH the SENTENCE game...
Moderator: Other Stuff Mods
38 posts
• Page 2 of 3 • 1, 2, 3
by ken worley on Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:05 pm
Star Trek, the show with more leading sentence fragments than any ten other shows, has given us another fat slow hanging curveball.
She's an android, captain...He has created the perfect woman...Lifelike in every detail, except one...She___________
go to town, boys.
She's an android, captain...He has created the perfect woman...Lifelike in every detail, except one...She___________
go to town, boys.
-
ken worley - King of the Pervs
- Posts: 3363
- Joined: Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:10 pm
- Location: Fortress of Squalitude
Shoes
by black bart on Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:08 am
She's an android, captain...He has created the perfect woman...Lifelike in every detail, except one...She doesn't have more than 40 pairs of shoes!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
-
black bart - Resident Weevil
- Posts: 25652
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
- Location: London
by Dan(da haole guy) on Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:30 pm
She's an android, Captain..He has created the perfect woman..lifelike in every detail, exceot one....she never says: "We need to talk.."
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..
- Dan(da haole guy)
- Vermicelli Vizier
- Posts: 1122
- Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 12:08 am
- Location: under da wing of koloa nui
by Dan(da haole guy) on Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:05 pm
CoD..indeed it is...but that's the one exception to "life-like in every detail..", eh? (& Zankou 2.0..please excuse "exceot", 'twas a SPAM-induced brain-to-keyboard fart..)
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..
- Dan(da haole guy)
- Vermicelli Vizier
- Posts: 1122
- Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 12:08 am
- Location: under da wing of koloa nui
by Zankou 2.0 on Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:43 pm
Dan(da haole guy) wrote:CoD..indeed it is...but that's the one exception to "life-like in every detail..", eh? (& Zankou 2.0..please excuse "exceot", 'twas a SPAM-induced brain-to-keyboard fart..)
Dude, it's a typo...even I have typos....what I don't like is poor grammar.
"We is what we is, dawg", that sort of thing.
Lmao.
She's an android, Captain..He has created the perfect woman..lifelike in every detail, except one...she can go more than five minutes without starting an argument or pissing someone off...
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
-
Zankou 2.0 - Purveyor of Triviality
- Posts: 9547
- Joined: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:14 pm
- Location: Ontario, Canada
by black bart on Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:30 pm
She's an android, Captain..He has created the perfect woman..lifelike in every detail, except one...she's got tits like Lara Croft!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
-
black bart - Resident Weevil
- Posts: 25652
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
- Location: London
by Dan(da haole guy) on Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:15 pm
Aloha, Zankou 2.0..thanks for letting the typo slide...but, now, must i cower in fear of reprisals from the dreaded "typo nazis"? (& just how did their blood type become so important?)..black bart (any relation to my old Dutch buddy-Swaart Baart?)..please specify Lara Croft (dyno-vid chick) or Lara Croft (Angelina "I-was-in-the-Arctic-saving-the-world-in-my-skimpy-tanktop-&-my-nipples-never-got-hard" Jolie)..OK?
She's an android, Captain..He has created the perfect woman..lifelike in every detail, except one...& while you're looking for that one exception, Captain..do NOT fiddle with those switches..yes, THOSE...no no NO............congratulations, Captain Kirk......you're looking at the only female android in this sector with a vagina dentata.....I only hope you can explain to her clients the need for extreme caution if they want to lambada with her..
She's an android, Captain..He has created the perfect woman..lifelike in every detail, except one...& while you're looking for that one exception, Captain..do NOT fiddle with those switches..yes, THOSE...no no NO............congratulations, Captain Kirk......you're looking at the only female android in this sector with a vagina dentata.....I only hope you can explain to her clients the need for extreme caution if they want to lambada with her..
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..
- Dan(da haole guy)
- Vermicelli Vizier
- Posts: 1122
- Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 12:08 am
- Location: under da wing of koloa nui
by Zankou 2.0 on Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:10 am
Dan(da haole guy) wrote:Aloha, Zankou 2.0..thanks for letting the typo slide...but, now, must i cower in fear of reprisals from the dreaded "typo nazis"? (& just how did their blood type become so important?)..black bart (any relation to my old Dutch buddy-Swaart Baart?)..please specify Lara Croft (dyno-vid chick) or Lara Croft (Angelina "I-was-in-the-Arctic-saving-the-world-in-my-skimpy-tanktop-&-my-nipples-never-got-hard" Jolie)..OK?
She's an android, Captain..He has created the perfect woman..lifelike in every detail, except one...& while you're looking for that one exception, Captain..do NOT fiddle with those switches..yes, THOSE...no no NO............congratulations, Captain Kirk......you're looking at the only female android in this sector with a vagina dentata.....I only hope you can explain to her clients the need for extreme caution if they want to lambada with her..
Nah, we exterminated the Typo Nazis along with the Pirate-Ninjas.
She's an android, Captain..He has created the perfect woman..lifelike in every detail, except one...She can handle a six hour car trip without having to urinate, due to the fact that she is an android, an therefore unable to urinate.
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
-
Zankou 2.0 - Purveyor of Triviality
- Posts: 9547
- Joined: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:14 pm
- Location: Ontario, Canada
by ken worley on Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:57 am
She's an android, captain...He has created the perfect woman...Lifelike in every detail, except one...She___________
...can go to the store for "just one thing", and return with just one thing...
...can go to the store for "just one thing", and return with just one thing...
-
ken worley - King of the Pervs
- Posts: 3363
- Joined: Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:10 pm
- Location: Fortress of Squalitude
batteries
by black bart on Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:31 am
She's an android, captain...He has created the perfect woman...Lifelike in every detail, except one...She___________
...runs on three AAA batteries and she goes like a rabbit on steroids!
...runs on three AAA batteries and she goes like a rabbit on steroids!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
-
black bart - Resident Weevil
- Posts: 25652
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
- Location: London
by Dan(da haole guy) on Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:18 pm
black bart...so she's a battery-buffered, boisterous, bum-bobbling slunnybut?..erm..bunnyslut...cool!!
KAULANA NA PUA A'O FSM..HANO HANO..FSM NO KA OI..
- Dan(da haole guy)
- Vermicelli Vizier
- Posts: 1122
- Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 12:08 am
- Location: under da wing of koloa nui
Number
by black bart on Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:38 am
Has anyone got her phone number?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
-
black bart - Resident Weevil
- Posts: 25652
- Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
- Location: London
by Duke on Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:08 pm
Zankou 2.0 wrote:
Nah, we exterminated the Typo Nazis along with the Pirate-Ninjas.
We had Pirate-Ninjas? I was only aware of Ninja-Pirates such as myself.
She's an android, Captain..He has created the perfect woman..lifelike in every detail, except one... She doesn't secretly hate you.
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
-
Duke - Prophet of Pastafarianism
- Posts: 8481
- Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:17 am
- Location: The Sunburnt Edge of the Western World
38 posts
• Page 2 of 3 • 1, 2, 3
Return to Games, Fun, and Jokes
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot] and 1 guest
 |
|
|
 |
 |
|
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2011 phpBB Group..