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Postby Rainswept on Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:28 am

The Sound of Anus.
I know that sound. It's usually accompanied by:
Winds of the Anus
and sometimes on a bored night:
Flame of Anus
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:46 am

Foreign films? glad you asked:
La Vie en Anus
Tie Me Up, Tie Me Anus
1 more musical? why not?!
Joseph and the Technicolor Dream Anus
WW2:
30 Seconds Over Anus (hmm..quick-release bombs, no doubt)
Jack Lemmon "art" film:
Days of Wine and Anus
Mark Twain:
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Anus
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:39 am

You forgot one:

Women on the Edge of a Nervous Anus
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Postby Rainswept on Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:54 am

Also:

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Anus.

The Unbearable Lightness of Anus.
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Postby capidosia on Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:40 pm

dances with anus

wateranus

father anus

cheeper by the anus :?

kung pow: enter the anus :?

a bridge too anus (an anus too far would have been better, but never mind)

minority anus

hot anus

ok, ok enough methinks :D
i wanted to put something intellegent here, but thinking hurt too much

(please ingore any gramitical or spelling mistakes... the keyboard at my work is nackered.. and the idiot who uses it has no spell checker, and a learning dissablity... so bear with me please.)
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Greedy

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:00 pm

Hold on a minute thar ye greedy git...ye'll leave no Anus fer the rest of us!

Children of the New Anus.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Greedy

Postby Rainswept on Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:10 pm

black bart wrote:Children of the New Anus.


or: Dropping the Kids Off at the Pool.
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:42 am

"Plop, plop,fizz,fizz..Oh! What a relief it is!"..(marginally obscure pop-culture reference with ties to "DtKoatP")..so much for intermission-now back to our feature presentation:A Fistful of Anus..followed by McHale's Anus..and Jay & Silent Bob Strike Anus..Under the Yum-Yum Anus?(where else?)
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nnnngh

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:27 am

Anus Dawn
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Postby Rainswept on Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:39 am

Bart, it's not playing the game if you don't play by the rules. you can't grab a handful of money from the bank and claim you won at Monopoly. The challenge is to use only the end of the tite, FSM damn you.

Like this:

Fast, Cheap, and out of Anus.

Long Day's Journey into Anus.

She's Gotta Have Anus. (well if she's gotta..)

Much Ado About Anus.

Only Angels have Anus.

The Purple Rose of Anus. (but will this rose smell as sweet?)
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Postby ken worley on Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:56 am

The Bataan Death Anus

History of the Anus Part I

I was a Teenage Anus

Why Do Fools Fall in Anus?

Wag The Anus

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-A-Anus

Man of a Thousand Anus



And I gotta break the rules for....

The Anus Always Rings Twice
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:23 am

still wondering how I've resorted to this level of childishness

One Crazy Anus

200 Anuses (Frank Zappa movie)

When Harry Met Anus

Full Moon Over Anus

South Anus (Bigger, Longer, & Uncut)

Charlotte's Anus

Continental Anus

Pearl Anus

Frankenstein - The True Anus

Logan's Anus

Buck Rogers In The 25th Anus

Battlestar Anus

Battlestar Galactica II - Conquest Anus

Throw Momma From The Anus

and, of course, the Alfred Hitchcock classic:

Strangers On An Anus


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Postby ken worley on Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:32 am

StJtB wrote:Continental Anus



Thank god, no, that they did not allow the director to go with his original vision, In-Continental Anus? :roll:
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Postby Rainswept on Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:13 am

St_JtB wrote:Buck Rogers In The 25th Anus

Dayum, now that's a busy day!
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:59 am

Oh yeah, I forgot one:

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Anus
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