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Monty Python and the Holy Anus...
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by black bart on Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:31 pm
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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by Rainswept on Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:21 pm
Close Encounters of the Third Anus.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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by EarthRise on Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:25 pm
(A page out of your book, bart)
Monty Python and the Meaning of Anus
Monty Python and the Life of Anus
Monty Python and the Meaning of Anus
Monty Python and the Life of Anus
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin
-Darwin
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by Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:27 pm
Monty Python and the worlds funniest Anus
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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by Dan(da haole guy) on Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:49 am
Vanilla Anus..Charlie and the Chocolate Anus..How the West was Anus..Sky Captain and the World of Anus..Buck Rogers in the 25th Anus..a 30's classic:Reefer Anus..The Day the Earth Stood Anus..2001:A Space Anus (apologies if that one has been used/soiled/emitted already)..Men in Anus I & II(where d'ya keep t'other one, anyway??)..i must stop to rest....i'm pooped..
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by ken worley on Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:00 am
The Horse Anus
Anne Rice's Interview With the Anus
Fiddler on the Anus
The Hand That Rocks the Anus
Jackie Chan's First Anus
He Got Anus
Kentucky Fried Anus
I'll Be Home For Anus
To Kill A MockingAnus
I Spit on Your Anus
10 Things I Hate About Anus
Anne Rice's Interview With the Anus
Fiddler on the Anus
The Hand That Rocks the Anus
Jackie Chan's First Anus
He Got Anus
Kentucky Fried Anus
I'll Be Home For Anus
To Kill A MockingAnus
I Spit on Your Anus
10 Things I Hate About Anus
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by capidosia on Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:47 am
me, myself and anus?
Charriots of anus?
The Great anus?
jason and the anus?
Rambo: first Anus parts 1,2 and 3.
gone in 60 anus?
Death Race Anus?
Godsanus? (sounds blasphmic dosn't that realy?)
King Anus!
Charriots of anus?
The Great anus?
jason and the anus?
Rambo: first Anus parts 1,2 and 3.
gone in 60 anus?
Death Race Anus?
Godsanus? (sounds blasphmic dosn't that realy?)
King Anus!
i wanted to put something intellegent here, but thinking hurt too much
(please ingore any gramitical or spelling mistakes... the keyboard at my work is nackered.. and the idiot who uses it has no spell checker, and a learning dissablity... so bear with me please.)
(please ingore any gramitical or spelling mistakes... the keyboard at my work is nackered.. and the idiot who uses it has no spell checker, and a learning dissablity... so bear with me please.)
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by Rainswept on Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:54 am
Some of the recent ones deserve captions.
Anne Rice's Interview With the Anus (I think I heard this on Howard Stern once..)
Jackie Chan's First Anus (Oh, but there will be more)
I'll Be Home For Anus (Honey, I'm just calling ahead so you'll be ready.)
I Spit on Your Anus (Whatever it takes to get the job done....)
Me, Myself and Anus (A study in introspection.)
Do you think they will make sequals to the Hitchiker's Guide to the Anus? I could get many laughs from such titles as "So Long, and Thanks for all the Anus!"
Anne Rice's Interview With the Anus (I think I heard this on Howard Stern once..)
Jackie Chan's First Anus (Oh, but there will be more)
I'll Be Home For Anus (Honey, I'm just calling ahead so you'll be ready.)
I Spit on Your Anus (Whatever it takes to get the job done....)
Me, Myself and Anus (A study in introspection.)
Do you think they will make sequals to the Hitchiker's Guide to the Anus? I could get many laughs from such titles as "So Long, and Thanks for all the Anus!"
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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by capidosia on Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:05 am
The dirty anus
a few good anus
kelly's anus
romeo must anus
the kiss of the anus
blazing anus
Robin hood: men in anus\prince of anus
The green anus
a few good anus
kelly's anus
romeo must anus
the kiss of the anus
blazing anus
Robin hood: men in anus\prince of anus
The green anus
i wanted to put something intellegent here, but thinking hurt too much
(please ingore any gramitical or spelling mistakes... the keyboard at my work is nackered.. and the idiot who uses it has no spell checker, and a learning dissablity... so bear with me please.)
(please ingore any gramitical or spelling mistakes... the keyboard at my work is nackered.. and the idiot who uses it has no spell checker, and a learning dissablity... so bear with me please.)
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by Rainswept on Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:09 am
You really should take better care...capidosia wrote:The dirty anus
blazing anus
The green anus
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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by Dan(da haole guy) on Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:14 pm
sorry about the dupe on Charlie & the C.A...This Is Spinal Anus..Phantom of the Anus (different Anus..really!..Paradise-style)..Rust Never Anus..New Jack Anus..The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Anus!..Team America-World Anus..The Fearless Vampire Anus..The Man From Snowy Anus..who's a little cursed Rainswept?? YOU are..yes, you are..[/img]
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by St John the Blasphemist on Sat Jun 30, 2007 8:22 pm
Dr Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Anus
Plan 9 From Outer Anus
Earth vs The Flying Anus
Prospero's Anus
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Anus
A Zed and Two Anuses
Nightmare on Elm Anus
The Texas Chainsaw Anus
Okay I'll stop now.
St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Youthful Folly
Plan 9 From Outer Anus
Earth vs The Flying Anus
Prospero's Anus
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Anus
A Zed and Two Anuses
Nightmare on Elm Anus
The Texas Chainsaw Anus
Okay I'll stop now.
St John the Blasphemist
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Intelligence: What stupid people think they have lots of.
Stupidity: What intelligent people wish they had less of.
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by Rainswept on Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:45 pm
Dr. Strangelove is a dupe from the OP.
A Thin Red Anus.
Close Encounters of the Third Anus.
Desperately Seeking Anus. (I like that one alot)
ET the Extra Anus.
Gentlemen Prefer Anus. (Guess I'm not a gentleman)
The Last Temptation of Anus.
Mr. Smith Goes to Anus.
My Own Private Anus.
Pumping Anus.
A Thin Red Anus.
Close Encounters of the Third Anus.
Desperately Seeking Anus. (I like that one alot)
ET the Extra Anus.
Gentlemen Prefer Anus. (Guess I'm not a gentleman)
The Last Temptation of Anus.
Mr. Smith Goes to Anus.
My Own Private Anus.
Pumping Anus.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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by St John the Blasphemist on Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:07 pm
Rainswept wrote:Dr. Strangelove is a dupe from the OP.
Oops--sorry about that.
How about adding a theme? Here are some musicals:
In Bed With Anus
Spice Anus
Can't Stop the Anus
Kiss meets The Phantom of the Anus
42nd Anus
The Wizard of Anus
Singin' in the Anus
The Sound of Anus
Fiddler on the Anus
Jesus Christ Super Anus
The Great Rock'n'Roll Anus
The Muppets Take Anus
Purple Anus
The Jungle Anus
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by farfalla on Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:45 am
How about some John Wayne:
Men Without Anus
Girls Demand Anus
The Shadow of the Anus
Two-fisted Anus
Ride Him, Anus
Neath the Arizona Anus (John McCain?)
California Straight Anus (Schwarzenegger?)
Flame of Anus
The Fighting Anus(es) or Anusi?
The Quiet Anus
and my favorites:
Winds of the Anus
Wake of the Red Anus
Reap the Wild Anus
And the memorable...Trouble along the Anus
Go Duke
Men Without Anus
Girls Demand Anus
The Shadow of the Anus
Two-fisted Anus
Ride Him, Anus
Neath the Arizona Anus (John McCain?)
California Straight Anus (Schwarzenegger?)
Flame of Anus
The Fighting Anus(es) or Anusi?
The Quiet Anus
and my favorites:
Winds of the Anus
Wake of the Red Anus
Reap the Wild Anus
And the memorable...Trouble along the Anus
Go Duke
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