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Postby ken worley » Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:19 am

#4082


Buy a medium-sized suitcase with wheels on it.

Paint it to look exactly like a U-Haul.

Walk along the shoulder of the interstate, pulling it behind you.
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Postby newyork-pastafarian » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:37 am

dress up as a pirate and run thrugh a mall with your sword out screaming something incoherent

(be sure to run fast, not all security guards are slow, i almost got caught)
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Postby ken worley » Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:54 am

#206

Get a pair of crutches at a yard sale.

Go to a very busy downtown intersection at afternoon rush hour.

Wait till the light turns yellow, and start sloooooowly hobbling across the street.

By the time you are halfway in front of the nearest car, they should have a green light, and be impatiently waiting for you.

Go even slower. You are a cripple....they have to avert their eyes, and pretend they aren't boiling with rage.

Make sure they miss their entire green by the time you get halfway across.

When their light turns red, and the other direction begins moving, stop, wipe your brow, pick up both crutches, tuck them under your arm, and jauntily stroll the rest of the way across, whistling in an oblivious, carefree manner.
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Postby black bart » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:59 am

Do the same thing but dress up as a Snail!
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Postby ken worley » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:14 am

#586

Develop a new hobby...smelt aluminum in your driveway, using large fans to direct the noxious fumes toward the home of your most irritating neighbor.
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Postby ke_mikiao » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:41 am

go around a busy public area (mall or some such) with a petition that would ban petition in public areas.

paint yourself up and be a mime....if people leave change in your hat, stop your act, start yelling at them you only accept credit cards.

get a baby carriage and fill it with doll...cover with a blanket. push up and down sidewalk, stopping every so often to place bottle or pacifier on blanket. find an elderly couple.....try to sell child.

stand on a street corner and stare up ....... see how many people try to find what you're staring at.
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Postby ken worley » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:32 am

#74

Schedule a prostate exam with a doctor in a busy clinic.
Just before you go in, carefully place a "Chinese finger trap" inside of your anus.
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Postby MPTrooper » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:49 pm

do random acts of kindness...

and then kick every 5th person in the shin

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Postby boghog » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:54 pm

ke_mikiao wrote:get a baby carriage and fill it with doll...cover with a blanket. push up and down sidewalk, stopping every so often to place bottle or pacifier on blanket. find an elderly couple.....try to sell child.

Reminds me of one I heard a while back. It only works if you live somewhere where they sell booze in the grocery stores, though:

Go to the grocery store. Fill the cart with beer and liquor, and then grab a package of diapers and a container of baby formula. At the checkout, pretend you don't have enough money. Put the diapers and formula back.
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Postby ken worley » Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:14 pm

#37


Purchase a real human pelvis from a scientific supply house.

Place this in the trunk of your car, along with the following:

A coil of nylon rope.
A roll of duct tape.
A10-inch hunting knife.
A box of latex gloves.
A black ski mask.

Drive erratically on the interstate until you are pulled over.

Act evasive and nervous when the policeman approaches the car to question you.
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Postby Elektra » Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:25 am

Go to a funeral and tell the widow you're the deceased's gay lover.
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Postby ptz » Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:23 pm

don`t post on this thread......crap!!!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:26 pm

Go to a bar in the most intolerant part of town and speak with a foreign accent.
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Postby Land Shark » Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:14 pm

Paint your car to look like the police ars in your area, then drive around. See how many people slow down. Using only your voice, pull somebody over that is speeding.
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Postby rocker_pirate_chick » Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:28 am

go into a wal mart gun section and ask where the anti dipressants are.

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