FSM Discussion

by **Skinkefar** on Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:31 am

Oi need a bloo'i pirates naime... yarrr!

by **Goat Starer** on Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:09 am

from your avatar may I suggest

Scarface Jim FruitflyBeard

by **KC Observer** on Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:27 am

Arrrrrr Matey! Change tack for this site:

http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

It'll bestow you your new Pirate name faster than you can walk the plank! :fsm_yarr:

If'n you don't fancy that site, here's another:

http://www.piratequiz.com/

Or this 'un:

http://www.stupidstuff.org/main/piratename.htm

Have fun!

Cap'n Bobby Skullcrack Pope

by **Goat Starer** on Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:39 am

just did the middle one of those and came out as Black John Rackham. That seems like a lot of questions to arrive at this answer. The cynic in me would say that the only one they used was "whats your favorite colour?"

it is however better that the suggestion of "Pants Down Bryan" from one of the other sites.

by **KC Observer** on Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:45 pm

it is however better that the suggestion of "Pants Down Bryan" from one of the other sites.

Oi, but then you could say that your sword is always at the ready! :fsm_yarr:

(O.K., bad, I know)

by **Skinkefar** on Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:27 am

Yaaaaar! Me got me a new naime! Sword Juggling Ted! Yar-haar! We don like tha name... yaaarh! We go plundering now!

by **Goat Starer** on Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:14 am

I think this new convert may be a real pirate :fsm_yarr:

by **Skinkefar** on Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:21 am

Yaaaargh, me be the last poirate... yarrrh!
... n a bo'ttl o' rum!

by **deadgenome** on Sun Nov 26, 2006 5:45 am

Yarrr, ye'd better not be the last pirate, as that'll bring on the dreaded warmin' if ye die. So ye'd better not slip this mortal coil, or else I'll kill ye.

by **Skinkefar** on Wed May 02, 2007 3:35 am

Yarrrrr! Yaaarrrrrh haaarrh!

by **ChowMein** on Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:49 pm

I loike the cut of ye gibber Skinkefar...I meens Sword Juggling Ted , that be mighty gud YAAAARRR...ing !

by **black bart** on Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:37 am

YYYAAARRRRR...Just get plenty o practise jugglin with Bananas an stuff afore ye juggles wiv a Real Cutlass. I has a crew member what ne'r headed my advoice, an he be still be aboard the Big Brenda now: Armless O'Connor he be called...he be a fierce head butter in a foight!

by **DaveL** on Mon Jun 25, 2007 6:44 am

YArrrrr...

Remember the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must
cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.
ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.
ARTHUR: So be it!
[hah]
[parry thrust]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!
[hah]
[parry thrust]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
ARTHUR: Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-
[hah]
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!
ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
[bang]
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!

by **newyork-pastafarian** on Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:20 pm

arrrr gotta love tha' movie

so matey, sword jugglin ted be ye?

iwish ye luck in yer poiratical exploits

by **PantyGnawer** on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:16 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum

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Oi, Poirate of tha 7 coiners of tha woild! Yarrrr!

Oi, Poirate of tha 7 coiners of tha woild! Yarrrr!

YARRRRG!

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