Pastafarianism in depth

[liquidfalcon]

Hey, I created an account here - woo...

Why did I make this post?

(A) people can private message me now
(B) People can see that I have the capacity to make an account
(C) I thought you would like to know...

And (D) which is entirely the true reason...

I am borreeeddd....

[futzman]

Hey, I created an account here - woo...

Why did I make this post?

(A) people can private message me now
(B) People can see that I have the capacity to make an account
(C) I thought you would like to know...

And (D) which is entirely the true reason...

I am borreeeddd....

Dear liquidfalcon, an idle mind is the FSM's playground. Enjoy!

[liquidfalcon]

Oh yeah.. and I created this topic btw guys But yeah I think you guys may or may not have known that... :P Oh well...

[liquidfalcon]

Yeah... so I created a new post of the Spaghetti Monster's first prophet and stuff...

I feel like no one I don't know is reading the blog... haha oh well...

Oh yeah and it moved to http://pastafarianism.blogspot.com/

[Noodlyoodly]

Bored, liquidfalcon? Well, you've sure come to the right place! When you wear your pirate regalia and go to eat pasta in one of our Holy places (Italian restaurants), rest assured that you will not be bored any more!! (Would recommend wearing the pirate graph shirt for an extra and inspired touch!)

[liquidfalcon]

Yeah... if anyone did read the blog... what do you think about it?

[liquidfalcon]

For all the none of you that are reading my blog/post... I updated it again... :yawn:

[Noodlyoodly]

Interesting blogspot..really liked the creation story! Keep it up! (Milton wrote something similar about the planets being God's turds, but for some reason, lots of English teachers choose to bypass that gem..too bad!)

[liquidfalcon]

Does Blogspot have a spellchecker available?

No... but thanks for asking Also I choose to call the FSM the Spaghetti Monster as it is my blog Also it already seems that it doesn't have all that much relation with your version of the whole idea so its not really a big problem... at least for me... if it is a bit different:)

[Cerberus]

You can't just choose to change to name of a deity for the sake of your post. It IS Flying Spaghetti Monster, it would be like Muslims calling Allah, santa because they felt like it. Its doesn't work, either its FSM or its a different god.

Your creation story is quite clever by the way, good stuff.

[liquidfalcon]

Well, I will do you one further , I will change it from the Spaghetti Monster... but not to the Flying Spaghetti Monster... It shall now be known as the Meatball Monster

[Cerberus]

Ok you have been officially warned LiquidFalcon. If you blaspheme one more time, i will delete this thread.

Pushing a point is all well and cool EXCEPT when you are wrong.

FSM is Flying, how else does he get around? And the meatball monster is a crappy ripoff of a muppet character. Jim Hensen would be turning in his grave.

[liquidfalcon]

Really? That amuses me. Anyway I'm sorry for Blaspheming and such... in fact I changed the name to Meatball Monster to downplay the resemblance to this whole thing as the only people that were visiting it were my friends anyway. At this point I think any posts to this thread would be instigation anyway as you seem to take this a lot more seriously than I do. So as a favour to me, will you please delete this thread?

Also if you can give me a name other than Pastafarian I'll use that also if I like it.

But yeah essentially I created this thread when I created the blog through a surge of foolish pride and so on - and it seems now that my blog has so little to do with the FSM that I feel I can change it to whatever I want But still its your forum and I didn't really mean to piss you off - to be honest... I thought you guys were messing with me the whole time.

[Cerberus]

But yeah essentially I created this thread when I created the blog through a surge of foolish pride and so on - and it seems now that my blog has so little to do with the FSM that I feel I can change it to whatever I want But still its your forum and I didn't really mean to piss you off - to be honest... I thought you guys were messing with me the whole time.

Oh you didn't piss us off, i'm just a bastard who likes picking fights, best if you don't take anything i say too literally (could result in irreversable brain damage). That and i don't like deleting threads, i think people benefit from reading them. While i constantly tell people that i'll delete their posts, i've yet to do it. I'm more likely just to whinge at you until you see my point of view.

I do however stand by my point. The Flying Spaghetti Monster, IS and always will be the FLYING Spaghetti Monster, joke or no. If peoples start coming up with offshoots it lessens the effect and shows the movement as not being cohesive. Whih in turn is bad for our end goal, prevention of ID in the science classroom. So call him what you will elsewhere, but here he is FSM the Most Holy.

[liquidfalcon]

Ah well now we understand each other. All hail the FSM.