yarr In my day you would capture a ship, ravish the wenches, capture the booty and throw the crew to the sharks.
Nowadays you as to check the value of the ship online afore you go near it and then negotiate a price with the Cap'n for the value of their goods. If you want a wench they'll check yer salary an prospects first an even then if yer hold their hand you are expected to announce yer intentions to their parents. As fer the crew try throwing em overboard and they'll sue yer for destroying their livlihood.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.