aye know what you mean Spot.
In my day if you didn't like a swab you made em Walk the Plank. Hence me name as I had thousands of the blaggards off me ship this way.
Nowadays if you so much as raise yer voice to a Swab, they are likely to go to their quarters claiming sick benefit and are then liable to tek you to an Industrial Tribunal and try an git you the sack.
yarr I long for the good ol days
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.