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Arrr, I be a pirate!

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:17 pm

..."every friday (which friday it was) Shall be in Honor of this Momentus occasions! YAR!" he had a bit of trouble with those last few big words.

the pirate crew cheered. but suddenly...
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Postby beagle on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:52 am

... there were a huge rumble amidships. Arrrr, sorry lads, must have been them there noodles said the capn. An it were, but not the noodles a festering in Hossenfefer's stomich, it were the dried noodles in the number 2 hold, a swelling and a cracking the bulkheads where the sea was a washin in through a cannon (not canon) ball hole. The capn heard the cracking noise, and was greatly afeared, and he said "O ...
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Postby DaveL on Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:57 am

...shiver me Timbers lads. Yarrr...man the life boats quick, were goin' down noodles an all. And the lads that hadn't drowned from this episode - for this be the second mass drownin - manned the life boats and rowed for land, which was 50 nautical miles away. But Captain Hossenfeffer was...
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Postby beagle on Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:15 am

... a-pacing up and down the longboat, muttering about his no-claims, and consulting a strange stained piece of parchment he had pulled out from his tunic. ARRR he said, "This be a fine opportunity to go and ...."
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Postby vallerand on Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:05 am

raise my deductable. Yo ho ho he thought noisily. I'll just claim the booty my scurvy crew buried on that dang desert island. Arghhhh someday I'll find
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Postby beagle on Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:25 am

... a crew wot knows some seamanship. Arrr, half of you row on the other side or we'll be goin around in this circle for ever. Row harder an all, I'll be a sittin in the stern a-thinking about strategy and forwd planning. Soon an island hove into view. I recognise that....
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Postby amenabletopasta on Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:56 pm

... - it be the Noodley appendage o' our Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster", said Cap'n what's 'is name. "An' it be pointing at that island that be 'aving a mountain and some trees on it. Oi wonder what we'll be finding on it. Maybe a...
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:56 pm

..gigantic pie." while Captian Hossenfefer was having this wonderous monologue, the ship was still sinking. half the pirates were dead, and the other half were putting on floaties, as the water had already risen to...
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Postby amenabletopasta on Fri Oct 14, 2005 4:06 pm

...the poop deck. "Arrrr! Swim towards the island, ye scurvy dogs" said the Cap'n, diving into the water. Then he remember that with a peg-leg and only one hand, it's quite hard to...
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Postby beagle on Fri Oct 14, 2005 4:27 pm

...play the ukulele, so instead he relaxed, and let the tide carry him ashore, where he saw only a small nuclear desalination plant, and a single line of footprints in the sand , leading...
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Postby DaveL on Fri Oct 14, 2005 4:51 pm

...fluoresecent neon sign with arrow pointing into the sand, sayin'
'Treasure Buried Here'. YARRRRR!!! screamed Hossenfeffer, 'ey' be fancien some of that.'

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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:31 pm

named, sinhoffrenchman...
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Postby DaveL on Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:57 pm

... which was indeed a curious name for a parrot. But a name synoymous in the halls of parrotdom fame.

For Sinhoffrenchman (or SFM for short) was the mightiest parrot in the lands of Noodle Earth. And with a squark and flap of his wings SFM did destroy the pristine sands and coral reef in search of the buried treasure. 'YARR keep diggin ya scrawny bird screamed Hossenfeffer.

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Postby beagle on Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:15 pm

... sling yer hook buster, i've been on more treasure hunts than you've had...
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Postby DaveL on Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:42 pm

...for my job is demolish this coral reef and island, due to my instincts as a property developer.

Once I have raised this island and converted it into a tourist resort, I shall then dig for ya treasure yarrr bleedin varmit...
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