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Let's go for equality: Why no male stripper factories?

Postby Mathin on Fri May 04, 2007 11:56 pm

I was just curious as to this little detail. Does heaven have male stripper factories for the ladies? If there is no indication I say we make an amendment to our dogma!
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Postby supercheetah on Sat May 05, 2007 12:54 am

Bobby's mentioned this many times. Of course there are both, and it's mentioned in our bible.

People who do not wish to see the nudity of a particular sex see them as invisible.
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Postby Zankou on Sat May 05, 2007 9:31 am

supercheetah wrote:People who do not wish to see the nudity of a particular sex see them as invisible.



Isn't that an oxymoron?


Rather, they are invisible.
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Postby This Is Not My Name on Sun May 06, 2007 4:08 pm

If it is in the book it must be true... so they see them as invisible. The FSM can do anything, after all.
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Postby Demonic_Duck on Sun May 06, 2007 7:26 pm

Why would you assume that "stripper" means "female stripper"? To my knowledge, the gender of the strippers isn't mentioned at all.
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Postby Occam on Mon May 07, 2007 7:24 am

Zankou wrote:
supercheetah wrote:People who do not wish to see the nudity of a particular sex see them as invisible.



Isn't that an oxymoron?


Rather, they are invisible.


No, because when you tuck money (the universally accepted Heavenly Silver Dollar notes) into the strippers clothing you can see where they are even if they are invisible. The same goes for the tassel/tassels etc. It prevents unwanted collisions.
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Postby Banditopants on Wed May 09, 2007 9:40 pm

This Is Not My Name wrote:If it is in the book it must be true... so they see them as invisible. The FSM can do anything, after all.


The FSM itslef can turn invisible it is a simple matter to create objects invisible as well The Flying Spaghetti Monster has been invisibile so much he can do it subconciously
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Postby russianfool20825 on Wed May 16, 2007 10:39 pm

Demonic_Duck wrote:Why would you assume that "stripper" means "female stripper"? To my knowledge, the gender of the strippers isn't mentioned at all.


well, the gneder is never mentioned by thats whjats implied (at least thats what I thought). also, the pic at the end of the gospel portrays female strippers ( and a beer volcano!)
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