what makes you think you deserve the "female Pastafarians who are intelligent, young, brunette, skinny, and of course sexy"?
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters
"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.
"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean
Zankou, Vice Fuhrer of The Grammar Nazis.