Tolerence and HIS Word

[Friar of Oats]

Many questions and statements come to us from those who mock HIS words. They speakeh of another, and do not tolerate HIS noodlyness.

On a recent pilgrimage to a house of pasta I had a vision and epiphany of semolina:

Those who speak against HIS word preach Intolerance and mock HIS noodle, as if based in science less ground that their's. It is in tolerance, not intolerance, that all pirates and noodle strainers shall find truth.

And how ye ask, where shalt we find such tolerance?

To the house of ale, pirates! Only from the strong drinks of rum and ale shall we build this tolerance!

Go now, to your closest house of drink! Only there shall ye find such tolerance. HE hath said this to me, for I bear a mark of starch from where he HATH touched me.

[EarthRise]

No war-mongering. Other than that, I'm game. Where's the rum?

[blackeyedbutch]

HE hath said this to me, for I bear a mark of starch from where he HATH touched me.

That mark, yeah, it isnt starch which has soiled you. It's a little thing called . . . . well we'll leave a discussion for another time

[Duke]

No war-mongering. Other than that, I'm game. Where's the rum?

Blessed be the peacemakers! Don't wage war! Drinking contests are a-okay, though, if you wanna settle something.


Duke

[BlackFridayxRule]

i was going to read this but most of it sounded like a bunch of words randomly spit out with no sort of intentional grammatical order.

hahaha, hermit crab...