VERY IMPORTANT FSM INFO ALL BELIVERS MUST READ

[Meatball]

My attempt of grammar nazi.
" Yes I do they are all stupid.
NO I think they are not Idiots they are retards.
Both of the above are wrong they are the stuff you find at the bottom of the mayonnaise jar."


and

:fsm_ninja:

It shall never die

you are all stupid celebrating a mocking religion that is completely false.

in my opinion fsm shouldn't mean flying spaghetti monster it should mean

FLAMING SAUSAGE MAN.

You must be a penguin... don't worry... where you are judged at the gates of our stripper factory and beer volcano, you with be forgiven.

[Zankou]

How dare you try to imitate me. FLAME!


And how does a lowly Cannelloni Cannoneer dare to insult me, Lord of Linguini?

[Cardinal Fang]

Question - considering Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is a global religion, what relevence does the US Contitution have at all, especially to the many of us who are not American? Surely we should go with the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, esp:

Article 1

All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights.They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood

Although shouldn't it be "should act towards one another in a spirit of pirate-hood"?

Article 2

Everyone is entitled to all the rights and freedoms set forth in this Declaration, without distinction of any kind, such as race, colour, sex, language, religion,, political or other opinion, national or social origin, property, birth or other status.

Article 18.

Everyone has the right to freedom of thought, conscience and religion; this right includes freedom to change his religion or belief, and freedom, either alone or in community with others and in public or private, to manifest his religion or belief in teaching, practice, worship and observance.

Article 19.

Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and regardless of frontiers.

CF

[MPTrooper]

I need to come to this section more often...

[PastaMyBedtime]

We all know the Constitution well enough, thank you. Now do you have something of substance?

Or shall we assume this is a weak attempt at a trolling?

Seems to have worked well

[Max_Painful]

I'm Australian so I ain't reading that.

We suck on what basis? That we believe something you do not, that we are a member of a discussion board?

Well you're here too so you suck for wasting your time.

I do not believe you went to that effort to getting an account and researching all that just to miraculously prove some kind of point.

[Zankou 2.0]

I'm Australian so I ain't reading that.

We suck on what basis? That we believe something you do not, that we are a member of a discussion board?

Well you're here too so you suck for wasting your time.

I do not believe you went to that effort to getting an account and researching all that just to miraculously prove some kind of point.

Eh, thread Necromancy!!!!


Don't worry, Max, we banished this troll a few months ago.

[EarthRise]

Max, try to avoid raising threads from the dead. They tend to get grouchy, and eat your nose off.

[Zankou 2.0]

Max, try to avoid raising threads from the dead. They tend to get grouchy, and eat your nose off.

Refer to:http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8208&start=15&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=

[Shasta50]

i suggest you go crawl into a corner and do some rediscovering, but not of electricity, but of your inner-self.

It's called the shift key!
It's to the left of the z key and below the caps lock!