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Postby ken worley on Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:33 pm

Make a perfect 1:8 scale replica of a western saddle.
Strap it on the back of your cat.
Stand outside your house, holding the reins, until someone asks the inevitable question,
"Surely, you don't think you can ride that animal, do you?",
at which point you squint up at the sun, spit some tobacco juice on the ground, and laconically reply,
"'Course not, pardner, he's way too high-spirited."
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Postby Duke on Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:12 am

One great activity to do when your board is visit and post upon forums such as these. I recommend it. :D


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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Postby warninglight on Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:14 pm

Good idea. I'm a member of about 10
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Postby Duke on Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:06 pm

Ten? Wow, I'm only really active on about three.

But it's a great way to relieve boredom.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby biologygirl on Tue May 01, 2007 2:07 am

I don't believe in boredom anymore.

I mean, really, how can you possibly be bored if you've got Internet!?!

At least, that's what I tell myself.

But all my books are packed up for the move, next week, and I'm.... sooo..... bored!!

So thing to do when you're bored: think of three good reasons not to unpack the boxes you just spent the last three hours packing. :(
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Postby Duke on Tue May 01, 2007 4:02 pm

Boredom only exists when you're waiting for something. But I'm a speed waiter. I can wait an hour in ten minutes.


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby Baggy on Tue May 01, 2007 4:59 pm

Rank all the places you're likely to be in the next few days in terms of zombie-proofing-ability should an invasion occur.
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Postby Duke on Wed May 02, 2007 2:07 am

Start stockpiling guns and ammo for said zombie invasion.


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby Cryofdragon on Wed May 02, 2007 6:49 pm

Begin the man vs. machine war.

They're everwhere, you just gotta look.
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Postby Zankou on Fri May 04, 2007 6:49 pm

Defeat your own purpose.


Write your name on people.


Point at random people and yell "MIND CRUSH!" or "FLAME"


Write your name in (dry) concrete.
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters


"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.


"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
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Postby Baggy on Wed May 09, 2007 1:24 pm

Invent a new game involving a trampoline and various sized balls and play it with your younger sister. Rename your trampoline "Jimmy".
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Postby Duke on Wed May 09, 2007 3:16 pm

Plan ways to take the presidency.


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby ken worley on Tue May 15, 2007 8:07 pm

Buy a junk car in the pennysaver/classifieds, for like, 100 dollars.
Get it running just enough to drive it, at twilight, into the retaining wall at the end of this guy's driveway.
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Serve him with a summons to appear in court to face a lawsuit for not having the light on.
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Postby Cryofdragon on Wed May 16, 2007 11:21 am

Baggy wrote:Invent a new game involving a trampoline and various sized balls and play it with your younger sister. Rename your trampoline "Jimmy".



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Postby ken worley on Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:41 pm

Dress like George Michael, circa "the Wham! years", and loiter outside a biker bar...

When you see a biker come out and start putting his stuff in his saddlebags, walk up and lisp,

"Can I help you pack your shit, sir?"

Bat your eyelashes at him.
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