Gimme That Old Time Religion

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Gimme That Old Time Religion

Postby Brother Beaker on Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:51 pm

This is a verse that I added to our Hash Hymn. I'll include a couple of other verses to give you the flavor.



We will worship Great God Buddha.
Among Gods there is none cuter,
Made of silver, bronze or pewter.
He's good enough for me.

[Refrain]

His appendages are noodly;
He thinks Darwin is a cutie;
His pirates all seek booty.
That's good enough for me.

[Refrain]

We will worship like the druids,
Dancing naked in the woods,
Drinking strange fermented fluids
And that's good enough for me.

[Refrain]

Up to Odin send a holler,
And to Thor, the mighty brawler,
They will lead us to Valhalla,
And that's good enough for me.
Not a scientist, just a humble instrument of science.
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:44 am

who doesn't think Darwin is a cutie
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