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Postby imirish81 » Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:22 pm

I was shocked to notice after taking the free eHarmony profile that there is no box for Pastafarianism. Its really difficult for a sexy young Pastafarian like myself to get by in this mainly Christian world. If there are any female Pastafarians who are intelligent, young, brunette, skinny, and of course sexy (you know who you are!) send me a message.

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Postby Zankou » Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:28 am

what makes you think you deserve the "female Pastafarians who are intelligent, young, brunette, skinny, and of course sexy"?
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Postby imirish81 » Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:02 pm

I dont "think" I know.

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Postby blackeyedbutch » Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:38 am

I think Zankou is offering he may not be "female" but we all have our problems
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Postby bubz_the_troll » Wed May 09, 2007 6:11 pm

Why do they have to be Pastafarian? Are we not a tolerant religion? As long as she's not a strict fundamentalist of whatever religion she'll probably convert once she sees how sexy Pirates are. Besides she probably already has a crush on Johnny Depp. Whoever she is.

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Postby Cuddly_Carpy » Wed May 09, 2007 7:59 pm

'cause he's irish...? mmmm sexeh accentage *nods*
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