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how to tell your parents

Postby neoreo30 » Tue Apr 10, 2007 1:03 pm

im a pastafarian but my parents r catholic how do i tell them
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Postby EarthRise » Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:15 pm

Depends on how hardcore Catholic they are.
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Postby jjk » Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:31 pm

I would start by telling a lot of pirate jokes.

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Postby neoreo30 » Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:34 pm

their pretty hardcore
i only no like 1 pirate joke :worship: :fsm_yarr:
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Postby Zankou » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:01 pm

just tell them...

if they don't like it, whack them with your cutlass
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Postby EarthRise » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:15 pm

Frankly, you won't get very far with telling them you're a Pastafarian. Best case scenario, they let you be a Pastafarian, figuring that Pastafarianism is a joke religion. Worst case? They throw you out of the house.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:16 pm

neoreo30 wrote:i only no like 1 pirate joke :worship: :fsm_yarr:



Alas, I only know one as well!

How much to pirates pay for corn?

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Postby EarthRise » Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:54 pm

PirateGuy, I hope you don't mind, but I ripped your video from the Miscellaneous Discussion and am posting it here. I think it might be pertinent to his question.

Neoreo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Aq00yJSxo

This can happen. Some people to equate Pastafarianism with atheism.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby MPTrooper » Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:59 pm

EarthRise wrote:PirateGuy, I hope you don't mind, but I ripped your video from the Miscellaneous Discussion and am posting it here. I think it might be pertinent to his question.

Neoreo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Aq00yJSxo

This can happen. Some people to equate Pastafarianism with atheism.


Wow.

I honestly feel sorry for the whole family. It can't be easy for a religious mother to watch her son become an Atheist, much less the Athiest out himself to his mother.

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Postby EarthRise » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:05 am

That reaction was ridiculous, though. Thinking that more chuch will somehow "cure" him of the "sickness" of atheism. And then using Christmas presents as leverage in his religious values (or lack thereof).
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby PantyGnawer » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:42 am

MPTrooper wrote:I honestly feel sorry for the whole family. It can't be easy for a religious mother to watch her son become an Atheist, much less the Athiest out himself to his mother.


Hell I feel the most sorry for the dad. He just sat there and didn't say a word. He had to be thinking "damn I married a total bitch!"

The kid can get the hell out of there in a few years, but pops is fricking stuck with her.

I think we should chip in and buy the kid a christmas present.

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Postby fie » Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:13 am

PirateGuy wrote:I think we should chip in and buy the kid a christmas present.

Holiday present!

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Postby blackeyedbutch » Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:15 am

damn it I'm at school and can't watch the video and I'll forget by the time I get home . . . oh well
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Postby xinjinbei » Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:53 am

either she is insane or this is scripted

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Postby EarthRise » Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:59 am

She is insane.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin


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