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Fun stuff to do when you're bored...#419

Postby ken worley on Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:27 am

Set up an easel on a busy downtown sidewalk, and place next to you an a-frame sign reading, "Caricatures...$5.00".

Whenever a man sits for a picture, start drawing, asking questions like,"So, do you have any hobbies?", and "What do you do for a living?"

No matter what the guy says, present him with a large caricature of himself having intercourse with another man.
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Re: Fun stuff to do when you're bored...#419

Postby Duke on Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:01 am

ken worley wrote:Set up an easel on a busy downtown sidewalk, and place next to you an a-frame sign reading, "Caricatures...$5.00".

Whenever a man sits for a picture, start drawing, asking questions like,"So, do you have any hobbies?", and "What do you do for a living?"

No matter what the guy says, present him with a large caricature of himself having intercourse with another man.


I'm guessing you make them pay up front... :mrgreen:


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Re: Fun stuff to do when you're bored...#419

Postby Meatball on Sat Apr 07, 2007 12:50 pm

ken worley wrote:Set up an easel on a busy downtown sidewalk, and place next to you an a-frame sign reading, "Caricatures...$5.00".

Whenever a man sits for a picture, start drawing, asking questions like,"So, do you have any hobbies?", and "What do you do for a living?"

No matter what the guy says, present him with a large caricature of himself having intercourse with another man.

I am sure everyone will try that!
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Postby ken worley on Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:00 am

Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored-#291

Always carry a couple of cocoa crispies in your pocket....
When you visit someone else's home, wait till they go to the kitchen for drinks/etc.
While they are gone, go to their mantle/knick-knack shelf, and place the cocoa crispies under the bum of one of their ceramic animals.

Return to your seat before they get back...Say nothing....Go home....


....wait....
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:16 pm

How could I do that? None can resist the sacred Cocoa Crispey



Throw pennies at cats. But not your cats, infact you shouldn't even know the person just walk into their house and throw a penny at their cat.
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Postby Cryofdragon on Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:18 pm

Don't bother throwing pennies at cats. The reason is simple, throwing a penny at a cat will net you a good 2-3 seconds of enjoyment. So let's use 2.5. Now, you can buy a laser pointer for about 30 bucks. That's 3000 pennies, or 7500 seconds of fun. That's 125 minutes, or 2 hours, 5 minutes. Now, a laser pointer lasts indefinitely, as long as you continue buying batteries. But because it uses so little battery power, you it is still more fun/cent than throwing pennies at cats. In conclusion, don't throw pennies at cats, buy a laser pointer.
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:19 pm

i can get lazer pointer for about 5 bucks (500 pennies) but still buy thats and throw all other pennies at cats just keep a good supply of pennies
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Postby Cryofdragon on Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:21 pm

I meant the really good kind
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:23 pm

Imitate that lad from the berries and cream commercial

Berries and cream Berries and cream I'm a little lad who likes berries and cream

to random people on the streets (or anywhere else I don't care)
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Postby Meatball on Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:26 pm

^party boy works better
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:39 am

no party boy gets you arrested I learned that the hard way
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Postby fie on Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:38 am

ken worley wrote:Go to the grocery when it is very busy.
Put less than a dollar's worth of change into the coinstar machine, and take the receipt for payment through the checkout line.
See if the cashier is sharp enough to realize the irony.


I've done this with a single dime before... I put in a dime and got back like 9 cents or something :D
It wasn't very busy though, I was just bored.
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Postby hobo by choice on Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:41 pm

theres always the old "put odd things in wierd places" or "make spherical objects out of things that really shouldnt be spherical"...

my personal favorite is to buy diet coke and some mentos and have fun until the store asks you to leave....
there are 10 kinds of people in this world. those who understand binary and those who get laid...

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Postby BloodyAnneFlint on Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:21 pm

talk to people through a sock puppet and act like nothing is out of place. refuse to talk to someone unless its through the puppet. i did this for a psychology project a while ago, its extremely amusing and makes people really uncomfortable.

dress in full bondage gear and act like nothings amiss

buy a lot of orange cones and reroute roads

Learn to park when there are no parking-spaces. This could mean up a tree, on two wheels, ontop of another car, in your bedroom, on the roof and inside another car

Knock out a kindergarten teacher and take over the class for a day. Teach them about the tax system, integral calculus and Demi Moore. Confuse them by making up your own alphabet and making them learn that.

Start talking to someone and occasionally bob your head like a parakeet

While in a crowded public restroom grunt and strain loudly for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
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