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Evidence from Mesolithic Scandinavia

Postby Dagfinn on Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:51 pm

Norwegian petroglyph (helleristning) depicting The Revelation of Piraticus in its local adaptation, Vitranin Piratiks:

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Re: Evidence from Mesolithic Scandinavia

Postby E.Raser two on Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:53 pm

Dagfinn wrote:Norwegian petroglyph (helleristning) depicting The Revelation of Piraticus in its local adaptation, Vitranin Piratiks:



fine!!!!!!!!!!
But where we know is it a mesolithic picture ?
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Re: Evidence from Mesolithic Scandinavia

Postby Dagfinn on Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:28 pm

E.Raser two wrote:But where we know is it a mesolithic picture ?


Because FSM would not deceive us. :wink:
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Re: Evidence from Mesolithic Scandinavia

Postby E.Raser two on Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:49 am

Dagfinn wrote:
Because FSM would not deceive us. :wink:


Yes, for sure :worship: :worship:
BUT did FSM paint the picture ?????
I believe that a carbonium 14 datary could preserve us from wrongs
( If it is not a wrong itself :worship: :worship: )
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Postby Dagfinn on Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:13 pm

I presume the local population painted it in celebration of FSM. :D
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Postby E.Raser two on Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:45 am

Dagfinn wrote: the local population painted it


Who knows what Ancient Astronaut Society ( Highland Park, Illinois ) could discover from such an archepytpe ??????
An ancient people who paint an ellipse.

see the thread "noodeles older than we thought "---all things FSM too
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Postby Buxter on Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:56 am

You should also notice that the man is standing on a ship!
This is clearly a picture of an ancient pirate worshipping the FSM!

The ancients knew the FSM, and worshipped him. How can so many people be so blind to his noodly goodness today?
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Postby Dagfinn on Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:27 pm

Buxter wrote:You should also notice that the man is standing on a ship!
This is clearly a picture of an ancient pirate worshipping the FSM!


The Revelation of Piraticus, surely!
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