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CAN WE TORTURE THEM ?

Postby E.Raser on Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:12 am

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Postby DaveL on Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:13 am

YArrrrr...

That depends matey. As long as there's booty involved O'id say go for it.

If yer talkin' about torturin' Mr Green there, Oi'd be advising yer to tread carefully. You ain't seen Mr Green when he's really angry....YArrrrrr...
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Postby Griffin on Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:59 pm

Oi says makes sure the camera's runnin before yer get going Yaaaaaarhh!!!
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Postby ribbit on Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:39 am

If you live in the US, just say you're working for the CIA or the President. Then you can torture them to your heart's content :(
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Postby Aeger on Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:24 am

yar har, dat be humorous
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Postby black bart on Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:59 am

Make em listen to John Denver records I say...they'll soon squeel loik little piggies!
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Postby anthrobabe on Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:02 am

ribbit wrote:If you live in the US, just say you're working for the CIA or the President. Then you can torture them to your heart's content :(


I Google things like "the real terrorist in Washington." and "George you are an idiot." so I am sure that I am under survelance at this moment-- hey gotta keep the powers that be on their toes and let them know that I'm not going down (the path like a cow to slaughter or apathy) without a fight.
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Postby Duke on Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:26 am

Arr, but the question remains: Is torture a Pirately thing to do? Harr......


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Re: Denver

Postby PsiPro on Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:30 am

black bart wrote:Make em listen to John Denver records I say...they'll soon squeel loik little piggies!


Arrr go eat pasta! :wink:
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Postby bubblegumgirl on Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:18 am

It be depending what kinda torture... It would be piraty to chain the enemy up by their ankle and dangle them over shark infested waters, but not so cool to drees them up in leather and tickle them with a feather (For obvious reasons I find this image discomforting, but felt i should share)
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Postby PsiPro on Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:27 am

What about Keelhauling? not exactly pleasant.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keel_hauling

Lists the following forms of punishment for dem non-landlubbers
* Keelhauling
* cat o' nine tails
* birching
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* hanging
* walking the plank
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Postby KC Observer on Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:08 pm

Yarr maties - as far as the FSM Church is concerned, the proper punishment would be 50 lashes with a cat o' nine wet noodles. If your goona dispatch someone in a Piratey manner, making them walk the plank is the best choice.
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Postby S'presso on Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:02 pm

Keelhualing be for the navy, not the pirates!
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Postby E.Raser two on Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:30 am

ribbit wrote:If you live in the US, just say you're working for the CIA or the President. Then you can torture them to your heart's content :(



YES; WE CAN.
But we are working for the people only, and for the new world and for the new money.
May be for the next President IF He will be that Muslim Black, Liberal , who believe that any interest is usura, like it is written in the Koran :mrgreen:
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Postby BloodyAnneFlint on Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:48 pm

Oid say dat de best way to goes about torturin someone would be to flay 'is back and beat de raw muscle with some wet noodles dat be lightly salted
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