Genesis Chapter I

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Postby Rebellious Waffle on Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:32 pm

These last few posts have wandered into a world of their own.


It's called Frolick-Fu.



(No, I ain't gonna say where the name comes from. Unless you ask.)



Let's compromise. Can we tie this in with my pet project of towing Sweden to Israel? I need a pickup truck and a couple of stout chains -
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Postby Solipsy on Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:18 pm

Rebellious Waffle, There is a place for you among the writers of the great Revelations of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I'm convinced you've been suitably Touched By His Noodly Appendage as to be now slightly touched in the head. Go, and frolic among the Proposed Scripture area, my child! No need to take anything with you but faith!

Take E.Raser with you!

E.Raser, your English doesn't need to be perfect, just mostly English. Yes, my name is Solipsy because of Solipsism. How do you like being a part of my dream?
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Re: ...........

Postby E.Raser on Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:40 am

[quote="Solipsy"]Rebellious Waffle, There is a place for you among the writers of the great Revelations of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I'm convinced you've been suitably Touched By His Noodly Appendage as to be now slightly touched in the head. Go, and frolic among the Proposed Scripture area, my child! No need to take anything with you but faith!

Take E.Raser with you!

E.Raser, your English doesn't need to be perfect, just mostly English. Yes, my name is Solipsy because of Solipsism. How do you like being a part of my dream?[/quote]

Hi Solipsy,
before answering "Yes" or "Not" to your question I would like to know which is your dream
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Solipsism believe to the direct experience of its own thoughts.
Oh superbi Cristian, miseri lassi
che della vista della mente infermi
fidanza avete dei trascorsi passi.
Non vi accorgete voi
che noi siam vermi,
nati a formar l'Angelica Farfalla
che vola alla giustizia sanza schermi ? ( Dante Alighieri)
Descartes was a solipsist < Gogito ergo sum>
As George Berkeley
As Tudor Arghezi and so on.
During the explication of the theory of Berkeley's solipsism, James Boswell wrote about criteria of reality of Dr.Johnson.
Dr. Johnson gave a kick to a stone and when his foot came back he said < So I confute the theory>
BUT do not account for Universe Parallel, la formazione di un nodo-sella nella trasformazione topologica del Poincarè-Andronov, il principio di Mach secondo cui l'inerzia non è caratteristica intrinseca della materia.
I need criteria of reality more sophisticated.
I need to put my hand on the bottom of Ann-Margret ( Cincinnati Kid,1965/Carnal Knowleledge 1971/The last remake of Beaau Geste and so on )
If I receive a slap it is the end of the dream.
Can you help me to meet Ann-Margret? :compute: :compute: :compute:
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Postby Nudelius on Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:07 am

Hey Waffle,

Why Sweden and why the heck to Israel????
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Postby E.Raser on Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:36 am

[quote="Rebellious Waffle"]These last few posts have wandered into a world of their own.


It's called Frolick-Fu.



(No, I ain't gonna say where the name comes from. Unless you ask.)



Let's compromise. Can we tie this in with my pet project of towing Sweden to Israel? I need a pickup truck and a couple of stout chains -[/quote]
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Yes, Waffle,
we can tie this with your project of towing Sweden to Israel-
( BUT, excuse me, should not it be better of towing Israel to Sweden ?
Sweden should go to North and we can remove the dissolution of ice )

Well, you know, 20th july 2006 11:39:13 GMT we change the orbit to earth.
see <www.worldjumpday.org>
which action do we give to ball?
Sweden to Israel?
Or Israel to Sweden ?
Juventus can do it.

IF there will be a Big Crunch , if there ius enough mass, and this damned antigravity stop breaking balls, to pilote the planets in an ordered approach is the chief problem of FSM.
see Frank Tipler, "the Physics of immortality, Modern cosmology, God and the resurrection of the dead, Doubleday, New York, 1994
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Postby Rebellious Waffle on Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:26 am

The whole "Sweden to Israel" thing started in the Holy Land thread. Someone said we should use Sweden, and I figured...

Hey. Israel is the homeland to pretty much every religion on Earth, and some that aren't. The idea's kinda funny. But Sweden is cool, too. Why not get the best of both worlds?

I rejected the notion of moving Israel to Sweden, because everyone knows that would be silly.
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Postby Nudelius on Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:33 am

Ah... Ok well then I kind of get the drift.

I would rather see CA and Sweden though. Roughly the same size, liberal people, kick ass wealfare system and we'd get the hot weather.
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Postby Rebellious Waffle on Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:23 pm

That, and Los Angeles would be in Northern California!
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Postby E.Raser on Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:22 am

[quote="Rebellious Waffle"]That, and Los Angeles would be in Northern California![/quote]
:shock: :D :( :cry: :| :o :roll: :mrgreen: :? :x :lol:
Taking off Israel into Sweden, 3000 km toward NorthWEst,Sweden arrives to Terra di Re Cristiano in Groenland, and Los Angeles arrives to Veracruz Llane in the Gulf of Mexico.
About.
It is an hell's action on 20th july 2006 11:39:13 GMT.
We must do something about Creation.
It seems to you that hyppopotame is beautiful ?
There is a book of my childhood "the catcher in the rey" of J.D. Salinger
Gin a body meet a body
coming throught the rey
gin a body kiss a body
need a body cry ? ( Robert Burns )

If a body catch a body
coming through the rey ( Holden Caulfield )

The catcher in the rey ( Holden )

Il terzino nella grappa 20th july 2006 11:39:13 GMT
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Catching A Ray = sunbathing.

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:30 am

It seems to you that hyppopotame is beautiful ?
There is a book of my childhood "the catcher in the rey" of J.D. Salinger
Gin a body meet a body
coming throught the rey
gin a body kiss a body
need a body cry ? ( Robert Burns )


AAAAAARRRRRHH! I think you've been on the Grappa mate!

If ye dare tow Sweden towards Israel I'll av ye Keel Hauled - I've been sailing toward Sweden for the last month! :fsm_worried:
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby Nudelius on Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:44 pm

Coastal report just in!!!!

*crackle* Sweden here. *crackle*

*fzzzt* Just wanted all of ya to know that we are still here *fzzzt*

*crackle* Over and out *crackle*
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Re: Catching A Ray = sunbathing.

Postby E.Raser on Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:47 pm

[quote="black bart"][quote]It seems to you that hyppopotame is beautiful ?
There is a book of my childhood "the catcher in the rey" of J.D. Salinger
Gin a body meet a body
coming throught the rey
gin a body kiss a body
need a body cry ? ( Robert Burns ) [/quote]

AAAAAARRRRRHH! I think you've been on the Grappa mate!

VIII
Di solito a me piace andare in treno ,soprattutto di notte,con la luce accesa ed i finestrini tutti neri, ed uno di quei tizi col caffè,i panini e le riviste che si fa avanti e indietro per il corridoio. Io di solito compro un panino al prosciutto e 4 riviste"
:compute: :compute: :compute: :compute: :compute: :compute:
Once upon a time we ate rolls with ham :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

If ye dare tow Sweden towards Israel I'll av ye Keel Hauled - I've been sailing toward Sweden for the last month! :fsm_worried:[/quote]
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Et tu Brute

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:29 am

Et tu Brute!
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Re: Et tu Brute

Postby E.Raser on Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:11 am

[quote="black bart"]Et tu Brute![/quote]
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COME ROMPE IL CAZZO LA FOSSA DELLE MARIANNE

11022 m.
1200 kg/cmq
Non occorre nenache la password.
Basta andare lì
e cominciare ad andar giù.
Ogni 10 m 1 kg in più
Legno? vetroresina ?alluminio?acciaio?
Tutte cose che fanno ridere.
Buon cuore
e giù a pompare
sangue.
Tre sistemi,
tutti idraulici, per fortuna,
pressione esterna,
pressione di forma
ed un canale per la P2.
Un pò di essa,
per scaramanzia,
e per azzerare l'ingresso.
I primi 20 m
non dovrebbero essere un problema.
I cuore batte più forte,
per il freddo,
si va giù bene
Tutte le funzioni sono accellerate,
finchè si compensa si va giù,
come il deficit dello Stato.
Il sistema si restringe,
linearmente,sempre più.
Arriverà un punto che i 3 canali
sono infinitesimi.
Ma fisici.
Puntini del colore.
Non serve una Vergine per lo Spirito.
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7 giugno 1999.
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Cosa Nostra

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:06 pm

I hope to the FSM that your not in the Mafia! I'm just a friendly pirate sailing quietly on me way. I quite liked Frank Sinatra - please don't kill me...

Volare OHOH!
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