hey guys, talkin with my friend about heaven and such.. and he brought up the point that a beer volcano would probly smell really bad... so possibly the person who wrote it down was drunk and put the 2 backwards, and that its a beer factory and a stripper volcano. the strippers are spewed out with parashutes of course
just wondering what your thoughts on this are. i think he brings up some good points
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by kingofmetal on Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:03 pm
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by Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Dec 03, 2006 10:09 pm
well I've always believed since there are beer factories on earth, there must be a stripper volcano somewhere on earth....
but really, it's heaven.
NOTHING is displeasing in heaven.
anything you smell would be good smelling. anything you feel good feeling. anything you see, good looking, ect.
so basically, it'll smell good, if at all.
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but really, it's heaven.
NOTHING is displeasing in heaven.
anything you smell would be good smelling. anything you feel good feeling. anything you see, good looking, ect.
so basically, it'll smell good, if at all.
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by The Dead Parrot on Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:58 pm
You realize that the beer and strippers are perfect, which means that the beer has the smell of your favorite smell, the taste of your favorite taste, and the best texture that you could ever ask for.
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After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.
The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
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by SC-Pastafarian on Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:22 pm
I fail to see how beer smells bad.
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by The Dead Parrot on Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:23 pm
Some beer can have a slightly bad smelling smell that you don't really notice, but all that beer supposedly does. Take it from a 14-year-old 
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.
The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
The Daily Show 2006 Calender.
"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."
-- Myself
"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"
--Duke
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.
The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
The Daily Show 2006 Calender.
"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."
-- Myself
"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"
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by Cardinal Queequeg on Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:21 am
Brother Greg wrote:Do you have to tip the strippers when in heaven?
No, no.......
By the time you make it to the FSM afterlife, your money is no good in the great pasta fields beyond.
The strippers are a reward and they tip you!!!
Sounds good?
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by The Dead Parrot on Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:05 am
Tipper Strippers?
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.
The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
The Daily Show 2006 Calender.
"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."
-- Myself
"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"
--Duke
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.
The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
The Daily Show 2006 Calender.
"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."
-- Myself
"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"
--Duke
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by EarthRise on Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:13 am
brodieboy wrote:wouldn't a beer volcano contain warm beer? Most people aren't very fond of warm beer.
It's the FSM. He wouldn't let His followers partake in warm beer. That's reserved for FSM hell. Ergo, heaven's beer is cold.
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by SauceBeUponYe on Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:01 pm
exactly, another thread had a very similar dicussion.
in his wisdom FSM has made the Beer cold, because he can, he's the creator of all he can do whatever he likes. he simply made earth volcanoes hot so we could use them to roast meat over, but in heaven all volcanoes are cold.
in his wisdom FSM has made the Beer cold, because he can, he's the creator of all he can do whatever he likes. he simply made earth volcanoes hot so we could use them to roast meat over, but in heaven all volcanoes are cold.
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by spifirebird on Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:02 am
EarthRise wrote:brodieboy wrote:wouldn't a beer volcano contain warm beer? Most people aren't very fond of warm beer.
It's the FSM. He wouldn't let His followers partake in warm beer. That's reserved for FSM hell. Ergo, heaven's beer is cold.
I thought there was no FSM Hell? Only the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
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by EarthRise on Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:35 am
spifirebird wrote:EarthRise wrote:brodieboy wrote:wouldn't a beer volcano contain warm beer? Most people aren't very fond of warm beer.
It's the FSM. He wouldn't let His followers partake in warm beer. That's reserved for FSM hell. Ergo, heaven's beer is cold.
I thought there was no FSM Hell? Only the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Well, it's not 'Hell,' per se, given that a) it isn't all that bad (just strippers with VD, warm beer, and cooking pasta forever), and b) one can easily repent and join the other Pastafarians in heaven at any point in time.
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by BlackFridayxRule on Wed May 02, 2007 12:11 pm
i think we oursleves need to infer that in His noodley goodness the FSM created a beer that was self-perservitive. Besides, it makes more sens ethat a liquid substance would come out of a volcano, more like the hot lava that destroys heathen villages.
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