Church, mosque, synagogue & ________?

[voodooguru]

Since pirate garb is the mark of the evangelical sect of pastafarianism, it seems only natural that pirate ships be the place of worship.

And I'm announcing the start of a schism in the First United Church of The Flying Spaghettiism. You heretics of the noodly appendage beware, for it is by His Meatballs Alone that we are redeemed.

I'm calling it Ballism.

Relatively speaking, I'm new to FSM. Can anypirate tell me the difference between Pastafarian and Monsterist? Are pastafarians more into ritual and hence more big c catholic? Are monsterists more into the monsterous realities of Contemporary Existence and hence more Zen-Protest-Ant?

I feel more a decidedly more Monsterous pirate. My feelings on the place of worship are at http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=690

I would advise reading the footnotes first.

And should guests take it upon themselves to declare schisms? This, imho, seems problematic.

[TBoneTheBovine]

Restraunt in Italian is: Ristorante

pirate theme, maybe: tavern
or maybe: crows nest

the crows nest is a lookout on a pirate ship near the mast (top part)

[fourthgeek]

Note the midgit in pirate regalia, beating his [edit]rapier[/edit] against a colander. This is to mock those self-righteous bellringers of the Christhedrals.

[moyel]

The only nomenclature possible: The UberBowl

[Retrovertigo]

Spaghetti House of Worship?

I was thinking Spaghetti Warehouse. They served some of the best spaghetti I'd ever had. Also, wouldn't Captain Morgan's be like holy water? "Anyone who drinks [too much of] it will be harmed by the power of its holiness."

[Irish Noodle]

Tavern would be a good choice, tying in with the FSM's desire for us all to drink copious amounts of beer.

[Taichi]

I second the vote for Spaghetti Warehouse.......

and also submit: The Olive Garden

[Skitarii]

imo there is no need to copy some religions an have some special place, every meal is prayer, every boarded ship is an offering

[MusMusculus]

imo there is no need to copy some religions an have some special place, every meal is prayer, every boarded ship is an offering

RAmen, I agree with you Skitarii we don't need to have a Pastafarian version of everything that exists in other religions. But everyone needs a place to gather... and you gotta admit fourthgeek's sketch is pretty cool.

[PyreDruid]

wouldnt the olive garden be something to do with creation, instead of eden?

oh well, colander is the best, ill add my support there

[Brandx_40]

I humbly suggest The Galley.

[The Chaplain]

I would go with the Bistro.

[Alohasoy]

Personally, I support the Coliseum. My only objection to that is that its in Rome, which is already taken by a major world religion...but maybe that can work to our advantage.

Alohasoy

[black bart]

A radical suggestion here:

We could worship in all Cinemas whilst watching...Spaghetti Westerns!!

A Fist Full of Noodles

For a Few Noodles More etc etc

[PrimeDjin]

At table or in the kitchen seems a good idea for a place of worship but me I like to eat in bed (I know, it can get messy with all the parmesan and the sauce...). I also like to attack last night's pasta the day after, as breakfast; this I do in a stealthy manner, invariably while standing up...

How about somewhere in Italy but not in Rome - there's this annoying old person there who speaks in public about his disagreement with other people jerking off, eewwww.

How about Napoli? or Stromboli island?? they both have volcanos....