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"Where Have All The Pirates Gone?"
Where have all the pirates gone hurrah, hurrah
Their declining numbers are of grave concern hurrah, hurrah
Were He able to create more pirates He would surely do so
With His Noodly Appendage, He would set it right
Where could all the pirates be hurrah, hurrah,
We need them for this Ministry hurrah, hurrah
Not even the Flying Spaghetti Monster can create a pirate from ether
Neither born nor created, pirates they just are
It's up to you the state of Kansas hurrah, hurrah,
It's up to you to fight for truth hurrah, hurrah,
Vote to teach of his powerful name and their rightful place the pirates will reclaim
To pillage and plunder as is their heavenly right.
/originally done for FARK.com audio edit contest in 2005...