In one of the movies in the Jurassic Park franchise, one of the characters was asked this question, and given a choice between a lion and a monkey...
I will answer that one, then pose a choice to the next guy....
The lion. They touch themselves less frequently.
Deadly poison-snake
or
An unbreakable speaker playing an endless loop of Paris Hilton's cd
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ken worley - King of the Pervs
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by ken worley on Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:51 am
I will say vampire.
I will imagine it will be one of the sexy girl vamps from the movie Dracula.
At least I would die relaxed-er
A recently converted scientologist on methamphetamine
or
A silent homeless guy who smells like he's spent years sleeping in puddles of his own urine.
I will imagine it will be one of the sexy girl vamps from the movie Dracula.
At least I would die relaxed-er
A recently converted scientologist on methamphetamine
or
A silent homeless guy who smells like he's spent years sleeping in puddles of his own urine.
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by necronos on Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:28 am
A silent homeless guy who smells like he's spent years sleeping in puddles of his own urine
They are more zombie like and I know how to deal with zombies
A shirt made out of razorblades or a pants made out of splinters?
They are more zombie like and I know how to deal with zombies
A shirt made out of razorblades or a pants made out of splinters?
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by Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:23 pm
pants of splinters. they could very likely be just horrendously uncomfortable, but actually not be pricking and stabbing me much. also, i would have the steel underwears or something like that, so as to protect my manhood.
George Bush
or
Osama Bin Laden
(gee I hope MPT gets this one :P )
~Qwerty
George Bush
or
Osama Bin Laden
(gee I hope MPT gets this one :P )
~Qwerty
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by ken worley on Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:23 am
Bush...
Bin Laden, like all political revolutionaries, would be boring and bombastic.
Bush would say something stupid every minute or so, and so would at least be amusing.
17 big, fluffy batts of fiberglass insulation..
or
The too-friendly ghost of a sexually depraved Roman Senator
NOTE:
In either case, you are naked, except for a pair of high heels, and some white gold nipple jewelery. (You know, your usual laundry day ensemble.)
Bin Laden, like all political revolutionaries, would be boring and bombastic.
Bush would say something stupid every minute or so, and so would at least be amusing.
17 big, fluffy batts of fiberglass insulation..
or
The too-friendly ghost of a sexually depraved Roman Senator
NOTE:
In either case, you are naked, except for a pair of high heels, and some white gold nipple jewelery. (You know, your usual laundry day ensemble.)
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by necronos on Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:31 am
17 big, fluffy batts of fiberglass insulation... less irritating
Death by...
drowning in a septic tank
OR
beaten to death by Paris Hilton
My nipple rings are stainless steel, but otherwise... how did you know?!
Death by...
drowning in a septic tank
OR
beaten to death by Paris Hilton
ken worley wrote:Bush...
In either case, you are naked, except for a pair of high heels, and some white gold nipple jewelery. (You know, your usual laundry day ensemble.)
My nipple rings are stainless steel, but otherwise... how did you know?!
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- Sigmund Freud about the Irish
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by ken worley on Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:45 am
hmmmm...this one will need re-worded....
(Bad Necronos! Bad! You will be fined ten newbucks for your violation of topic integrity, and literary lassitude.)
In keeping with the in a phone booth stricture:
A slow-but-inexhorable rising tide of raw sewage
or
A violently aggressive Paris Hilton hell-bent on beating you to death
I will say Hilton. In either choice, death is the outcome.
But...At least if I am being killed by Paris Hilton, I could cop a few free feels as she was killing me.
In other terms,
Death+sewage = not good.
Death + girl-pelvic-anatomy = less not good.
Your choice?
Richard Simmons
or
A rotten bulging shoeboxfull of easily irritated scorpians.
(Bad Necronos! Bad! You will be fined ten newbucks for your violation of topic integrity, and literary lassitude.)
In keeping with the in a phone booth stricture:
A slow-but-inexhorable rising tide of raw sewage
or
A violently aggressive Paris Hilton hell-bent on beating you to death
I will say Hilton. In either choice, death is the outcome.
But...At least if I am being killed by Paris Hilton, I could cop a few free feels as she was killing me.
In other terms,
Death+sewage = not good.
Death + girl-pelvic-anatomy = less not good.
Your choice?
Richard Simmons
or
A rotten bulging shoeboxfull of easily irritated scorpians.
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by MPTrooper on Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:13 am
Qwertyuiopasd wrote:pants of splinters. they could very likely be just horrendously uncomfortable, but actually not be pricking and stabbing me much. also, i would have the steel underwears or something like that, so as to protect my manhood.
George Bush
or
Osama Bin Laden
(gee I hope MPT gets this one :P )
~Qwerty
Just caused he asked me.
Laden. The horrible...horrible things I would do to him. That and his head is worth a few million.
Anyway....
Richard Simmons. Guy seems nice enough.
A storm trooper
OR!
An ACLU lawyer
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by necronos on Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:13 pm
* with head hung in shame for violation of topic integrity, and literary lassitude*
Storm trooper... so I can take his cool plastic armor to sport for myself. Sorry if I'm letting my nerdery show!
Hillary Clinton
OR
Condi Rice
*edit for spelling... got to avoid racking up more fines!
Storm trooper... so I can take his cool plastic armor to sport for myself. Sorry if I'm letting my nerdery show!
Hillary Clinton
OR
Condi Rice
*edit for spelling... got to avoid racking up more fines!
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- Sigmund Freud about the Irish
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- Sigmund Freud about the Irish
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by Duke on Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:43 pm
Condi. She would backpedal her way out of there so fast, you wouldn't even know she was there.
Bruce Willis or Vin Disel?
Duke
Bruce Willis or Vin Disel?
Duke
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--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Chimaera on Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:14 pm
ken worley wrote:A violently aggressive Paris Hilton hell-bent on beating you to death
I will say Hilton. In either choice, death is the outcome.
From various (doubtless unfounded) rumours about Paris Hilton's abilities when she sets her mind to do something (like sing, for example), my guess is you'd be worse off if she was trying to keep you alive.
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by Psychodoughtech on Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:14 pm
Duke wrote:Bruce Willis or Vin Disel?
Bruce willis.
At least he's made a few good jokes on screen.
A sterio playing continuous rap,
OR
A sterio playing all Kenny G?
Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
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May His Noodley Appendage touch you in all the right places.
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
I don't talk much. I don't post often. Look at my join date, number of posts and my title. These are all things to keep in mind when replying to me.
May His Noodley Appendage touch you in all the right places.
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by Duke on Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:31 pm
Rap. Rap. No question about it. Rap, whereas it is not the best of genres, does not make me want to eat my own teeth.
A watery telephone booth, with
Piranhas,
OR
Electric Eels (high voltage).
Duke
A watery telephone booth, with
Piranhas,
OR
Electric Eels (high voltage).
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Warlord of Elephants on Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:51 am
Piranhas. Maybe I could injure one and get the others to go after it instead of me.
A rabid wolverine
or
An evangelical preacher from one of the 'mega' churches?
A rabid wolverine
or
An evangelical preacher from one of the 'mega' churches?
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
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