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What Would You Rather Be Stuck in a Phone Booth With?

Postby ken worley on Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:41 am

In one of the movies in the Jurassic Park franchise, one of the characters was asked this question, and given a choice between a lion and a monkey...

I will answer that one, then pose a choice to the next guy....



The lion. They touch themselves less frequently.


Deadly poison-snake

or

An unbreakable speaker playing an endless loop of Paris Hilton's cd
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Postby MPTrooper on Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:43 am

Deadly poison-snake

It would kill me faster

MY TURN!

Zombie Or Vampire?
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Postby ken worley on Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:51 am

I will say vampire.
I will imagine it will be one of the sexy girl vamps from the movie Dracula.
At least I would die relaxed-er


A recently converted scientologist on methamphetamine

or

A silent homeless guy who smells like he's spent years sleeping in puddles of his own urine.
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Postby necronos on Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:28 am

A silent homeless guy who smells like he's spent years sleeping in puddles of his own urine

They are more zombie like and I know how to deal with zombies

A shirt made out of razorblades or a pants made out of splinters?
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:23 pm

pants of splinters. they could very likely be just horrendously uncomfortable, but actually not be pricking and stabbing me much. also, i would have the steel underwears or something like that, so as to protect my manhood.


George Bush

or

Osama Bin Laden

(gee I hope MPT gets this one :P )


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Postby ken worley on Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:23 am

Bush...
Bin Laden, like all political revolutionaries, would be boring and bombastic.

Bush would say something stupid every minute or so, and so would at least be amusing.


17 big, fluffy batts of fiberglass insulation..

or

The too-friendly ghost of a sexually depraved Roman Senator


NOTE:
In either case, you are naked, except for a pair of high heels, and some white gold nipple jewelery. (You know, your usual laundry day ensemble.)
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Postby necronos on Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:31 am

17 big, fluffy batts of fiberglass insulation... less irritating

Death by...

drowning in a septic tank

OR

beaten to death by Paris Hilton


ken worley wrote:Bush...
In either case, you are naked, except for a pair of high heels, and some white gold nipple jewelery. (You know, your usual laundry day ensemble.)


My nipple rings are stainless steel, but otherwise... how did you know?!
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Postby ken worley on Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:45 am

hmmmm...this one will need re-worded....
(Bad Necronos! Bad! You will be fined ten newbucks for your violation of topic integrity, and literary lassitude.) :fsm_ninja:


In keeping with the in a phone booth stricture: :x

A slow-but-inexhorable rising tide of raw sewage

or

A violently aggressive Paris Hilton hell-bent on beating you to death


I will say Hilton. In either choice, death is the outcome.
But...At least if I am being killed by Paris Hilton, I could cop a few free feels as she was killing me.
In other terms,
Death+sewage = not good.
Death + girl-pelvic-anatomy = less not good.

Your choice?

Richard Simmons

or

A rotten bulging shoeboxfull of easily irritated scorpians.
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Postby MPTrooper on Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:13 am

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:pants of splinters. they could very likely be just horrendously uncomfortable, but actually not be pricking and stabbing me much. also, i would have the steel underwears or something like that, so as to protect my manhood.


George Bush

or

Osama Bin Laden

(gee I hope MPT gets this one :P )


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Just caused he asked me.

Laden. The horrible...horrible things I would do to him. That and his head is worth a few million.

Anyway....

Richard Simmons. Guy seems nice enough.

A storm trooper

OR!

An ACLU lawyer
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Postby necronos on Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:13 pm

* with head hung in shame for violation of topic integrity, and literary lassitude*

Storm trooper... so I can take his cool plastic armor to sport for myself. Sorry if I'm letting my nerdery show!

Hillary Clinton

OR

Condi Rice


*edit for spelling... got to avoid racking up more fines!
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Postby Duke on Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:43 pm

Condi. She would backpedal her way out of there so fast, you wouldn't even know she was there.

Bruce Willis or Vin Disel?


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Postby Chimaera on Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:14 pm

ken worley wrote:A violently aggressive Paris Hilton hell-bent on beating you to death

I will say Hilton. In either choice, death is the outcome.

From various (doubtless unfounded) rumours about Paris Hilton's abilities when she sets her mind to do something (like sing, for example), my guess is you'd be worse off if she was trying to keep you alive.
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Postby Psychodoughtech on Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:14 pm

Duke wrote:Bruce Willis or Vin Disel?


Bruce willis.
At least he's made a few good jokes on screen.

A sterio playing continuous rap,

OR

A sterio playing all Kenny G?
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Postby Duke on Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:31 pm

Rap. Rap. No question about it. Rap, whereas it is not the best of genres, does not make me want to eat my own teeth.

A watery telephone booth, with

Piranhas,

OR

Electric Eels (high voltage).


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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:51 am

Piranhas. Maybe I could injure one and get the others to go after it instead of me.


A rabid wolverine

or

An evangelical preacher from one of the 'mega' churches?
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