Guardian Meatballs

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Guardian Meatballs

Postby necronos » Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:57 pm

While I was trying to translate some other religions prayers into something more palatable I came across the Guardian Angel Prayer and I was immediately touched by His Noodly Appendage and came up with this:

Meatball of His, my guardian dear
to whom His sauciness commits me here.
Ever this day be in my noodle
to guard and guide, kit and caboodle
RAmen

I think the Flying Spaghetti Monster is trying to help me get in touch with my Guardian Meatball! I'm feel euphoria right now after my brief communion with our Noodly Master and feel honored that through Him I have my own Meatball looking out for me.

Has anyone else been in touch with their own Guardian Meatball?

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Re: Guardian Meatballs

Postby Cardinal Queequeg » Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:24 am

necronos wrote:While I was trying to translate some other religions prayers into something more palatable I came across the Guardian Angel Prayer and I was immediately touched by His Noodly Appendage and came up with this:

Meatball of His, my guardian dear
to whom His sauciness commits me here.
Ever this day be in my noodle
to guard and guide, kit and caboodle
RAmen

I think the Flying Spaghetti Monster is trying to help me get in touch with my Guardian Meatball! I'm feel euphoria right now after my brief communion with our Noodly Master and feel honored that through Him I have my own Meatball looking out for me.

Has anyone else been in touch with their own Guardian Meatball?


You have had a deeply personal and moving experience, I can tell.

I will search for my own Guardian Meatball, and get back with you.

:wink:

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Postby gnochi-guy » Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:56 am

i have found 2 meatballs but they do not seem to be guardians....perhaps his noodliness has a purpose for them....
praise the noodly lord

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Postby necronos » Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:58 am

They might be guardian meatballs in training... so take care of them well, a future Pastafarian might be thankful to you for that
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Postby brother_meatball » Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:12 am

behold the meatball of his sustaining carbohydrate.
- the ground did quake and the rivers overflowed with the grace of his blessed sauce.

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Postby EarthRise » Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:22 am

brother_meatball wrote:behold the meatball of his sustaining carbohydrate.


Wouldn't a meatball be more protein than carbohydrate?
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Postby brother_meatball » Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:30 am

behold the meatball - being the meatball, of HIS (being the blessed FSM) sustaining carbohydrate.

this board is by far the best reason i've come across not to leave my desk at lunch.-- blessed be his juices.
- the ground did quake and the rivers overflowed with the grace of his blessed sauce.

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noodle

Postby blackeyedbutch » Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:43 am

wouldnt we be gaurded by a noodle i mean his noodles are already everywhere
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