The Meaning of Las Vegas

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The Meaning of Las Vegas

Postby Kiefer on Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:30 pm

As I was reading the FAQs there apeared to be some ambiguity about the meaning of Vegas sucking.

1) It is important that vegas suck because if it didn't California would fall into the ocean. Bless his Noodly goodness.

2) But just because it is important doesn't negate vegas sucking. But sometimes we need a place that sucks to remind us of the joy of non-sucking places.

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Postby anthrobabe on Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:55 am

I'm glad that Vegas sucks and keeps Cali where it belongs- otherwise people would blame Arizona and then I'd have to make them walk the plank.
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Postby anthrobabe on Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:39 pm

Auntie Dee Dee wrote:Also, Vegas provides a place for 60+year old women to wear pantsuits with rhinestones all over them, so they won't do it back home and blind the greeters at Wal-Mart.

Branson works, too, as does almost any casino area.

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Postby xeddieizzardx on Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:10 pm

Oh, praise the FSM, good old thing, not letting my beloved SF go to ruin.
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Re: The Meaning of Las Vegas

Postby St John the Blasphemist on Mon Jan 01, 2007 5:57 pm

Kiefer wrote:1) It is important that vegas suck because if it didn't California would fall into the ocean. Bless his Noodly goodness.

2) But just because it is important doesn't negate vegas sucking. But sometimes we need a place that sucks to remind us of the joy of non-sucking places.

Scientists have recently discovered that Tasmania is slowly moving toward the Australian mainland.
They've determined that it's because Melbourne sucks.

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