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by don juan on Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:36 pm
^is the pseudo of benoit xvi, when he chats with nuns
Partout, dans le monde, et sans aucune exception, où triomphent la dictature et le mépris des droits de l'homme, partout vous y trouvez inscrite, en caractères sanglants, la peine de mort. R. Badinter
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by KidDirty on Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:49 pm
Despite ^s efforts to modify a matchbox car into an exact replica of the Pope-mobile, the cricket Pope was still assasinated.
"Please, he's no different from the rest of you organisms. Shooting DNA at each other to make babies ... I find it offensive." - Bender
"..it's a success that hasn't occurred yet." -Homeland Security Advisor to Bush Frances Townsend, on the subject of the failure to capture Osama Bin Laden.
"..it's a success that hasn't occurred yet." -Homeland Security Advisor to Bush Frances Townsend, on the subject of the failure to capture Osama Bin Laden.
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by SpaghettiSawUs on Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:06 pm
^killed the cricket pope in a terrible tiddly-winks accident
(my last post here till the new year.. happy saturnaia everyone!!!)
(my last post here till the new year.. happy saturnaia everyone!!!)
FSM: Welcome HIM as your Lord and Savour!
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by Duke on Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:28 pm
^ Plays cricket with himself...
Duke
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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Warlord of Elephants on Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:49 am
^ Covers himself with glitter and hugs people in elevators while claiming to be Tinkerbell
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
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by KidDirty on Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:54 am
^Woke up without cash, passport, or I.D. in Bangalore India after a three day drunken bender (Started drinking in Wichita Kansas three days prior, go figure?). In his desperate search for a drink, he ended up hocking his tusks at a local Bangalore pawn shop.
In a strange twist of fate, two years later he purchased a lovely broach depicting Susan B. Anthony in ivory, for his mother, without realizing that it was crafted from the ivory from his own tusks!
In a strange twist of fate, two years later he purchased a lovely broach depicting Susan B. Anthony in ivory, for his mother, without realizing that it was crafted from the ivory from his own tusks!
"Please, he's no different from the rest of you organisms. Shooting DNA at each other to make babies ... I find it offensive." - Bender
"..it's a success that hasn't occurred yet." -Homeland Security Advisor to Bush Frances Townsend, on the subject of the failure to capture Osama Bin Laden.
"..it's a success that hasn't occurred yet." -Homeland Security Advisor to Bush Frances Townsend, on the subject of the failure to capture Osama Bin Laden.
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by Duke on Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:30 am
^ thinks he is former President Alexander Hamilton.
Duke
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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by KidDirty on Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:52 am
^Thinks he is a Ninja! Hey there ninja, gotta problem? We can meet at sunrise and Duel over it if you wish. I'm due for the win biatch!
mumble..mumble mutha (P*^&)&^&^% Burr,.... mumble.... Son of a $%^*&^&........ mumble.
mumble..mumble mutha (P*^&)&^&^% Burr,.... mumble.... Son of a $%^*&^&........ mumble.
"Please, he's no different from the rest of you organisms. Shooting DNA at each other to make babies ... I find it offensive." - Bender
"..it's a success that hasn't occurred yet." -Homeland Security Advisor to Bush Frances Townsend, on the subject of the failure to capture Osama Bin Laden.
"..it's a success that hasn't occurred yet." -Homeland Security Advisor to Bush Frances Townsend, on the subject of the failure to capture Osama Bin Laden.
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by ken worley on Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:42 am
^ Once beat a flounder to death with a baseball bat because it
looked at him sideways.
looked at him sideways.
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by don juan on Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:21 am
^onece upon a time, found out he slept whith a frog, kissed it, became a toas
Partout, dans le monde, et sans aucune exception, où triomphent la dictature et le mépris des droits de l'homme, partout vous y trouvez inscrite, en caractères sanglants, la peine de mort. R. Badinter
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by Warlord of Elephants on Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:55 am
^ Was the inspiration for the Jar Jar Binx character in Star Wars.
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
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by Duke on Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:19 pm
^ Played Jar Jar Binx.
Duke
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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Warlord of Elephants on Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:06 pm
^Wants to BE Jar Jar Binx
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
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Warlord of Elephants - Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
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