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Postby don juan on Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:36 pm

^is the pseudo of benoit xvi, when he chats with nuns
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Postby KidDirty on Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:49 pm

Despite ^s efforts to modify a matchbox car into an exact replica of the Pope-mobile, the cricket Pope was still assasinated.
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Postby SpaghettiSawUs on Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:06 pm

^killed the cricket pope in a terrible tiddly-winks accident

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Postby Duke on Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:28 pm

^ Plays cricket with himself...


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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:49 am

^ Covers himself with glitter and hugs people in elevators while claiming to be Tinkerbell
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Postby KidDirty on Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:54 am

^Woke up without cash, passport, or I.D. in Bangalore India after a three day drunken bender (Started drinking in Wichita Kansas three days prior, go figure?). In his desperate search for a drink, he ended up hocking his tusks at a local Bangalore pawn shop.

In a strange twist of fate, two years later he purchased a lovely broach depicting Susan B. Anthony in ivory, for his mother, without realizing that it was crafted from the ivory from his own tusks!
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Postby Duke on Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:30 am

^ thinks he is former President Alexander Hamilton.


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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby KidDirty on Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:52 am

^Thinks he is a Ninja! Hey there ninja, gotta problem? We can meet at sunrise and Duel over it if you wish. I'm due for the win biatch!

mumble..mumble mutha (P*^&)&^&^% Burr,.... mumble.... Son of a $%^*&^&........ mumble.
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Postby ken worley on Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:42 am

^ Once beat a flounder to death with a baseball bat because it
looked at him sideways.
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Postby don juan on Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:21 am

^onece upon a time, found out he slept whith a frog, kissed it, became a toas
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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:55 am

^ Was the inspiration for the Jar Jar Binx character in Star Wars.
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Postby Duke on Sat Dec 23, 2006 4:19 pm

^ Played Jar Jar Binx.


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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:06 pm

^Wants to BE Jar Jar Binx
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Postby diego on Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:12 am

^ is Jar Jar Binks
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Postby MPTrooper on Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:18 am

^ is the bastard son of Vanilla Ice
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