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Postby ken worley » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:05 pm

^Is in the sixth year of a pet project to translate all five seasons of Brady Bunch scripts into Shakesperean iambic pentameter.
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Postby BreaktheSP3LL » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:36 pm

^ Plays DDR naked while listening to the Jackson Five
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:00 am

^dosen't actually know any counter-magic.
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:57 am

^ Has a pathological fear of terry cloth and so must 'drip dry' after a shower.
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."

I devoured my 'good' twin in utero

"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby KidDirty » Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:59 am

^Calls upon his minions to start bloody and violent worldwide protests whenever a cartoon depicting Ganesh is published.

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Postby Duke » Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:45 am

^This disgusting soul is known to jump out of trees at people wearing nothing but a three-peice-suit.


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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

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Postby Pastafarian Pirate » Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:34 am

^Rows, Rows, Rows his boat, but not gently at all.

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Postby SpaghettiSawUs » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:22 pm

^plays Wagner backwards at neo-nazi wedding ceremonies


PS Duke: Who's "wearing nothing but a three-peice-suit"?
Kid or the person he's jumping onto?
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Postby don juan » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:50 pm

^wears an octopus on head, when we make love in a republican meeting
Partout, dans le monde, et sans aucune exception, où triomphent la dictature et le mépris des droits de l'homme, partout vous y trouvez inscrite, en caractères sanglants, la peine de mort. R. Badinter

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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:15 pm

^ Sneaks into libraries and changes the end of epic poems to in effect read "and they all lived happily ever after"

(K.D. You have offended Elephants the world over! We shall riot in the streets of countries you don't live in! We shall demand that governments who don't have authority over you do something!)
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby don juan » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:23 pm

^said to his kids, that father xmas was a member of village people.
Partout, dans le monde, et sans aucune exception, où triomphent la dictature et le mépris des droits de l'homme, partout vous y trouvez inscrite, en caractères sanglants, la peine de mort. R. Badinter

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Postby SpaghettiSawUs » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:35 pm

^his avatar IS a picture of him
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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:39 pm

^ Puts pickle relish on his head and sings the "I'm a little teapot" song on road trips.
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."

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Postby don juan » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:40 pm

^had sexual intercourses whith al the royal family (but, dogs)
Partout, dans le monde, et sans aucune exception, où triomphent la dictature et le mépris des droits de l'homme, partout vous y trouvez inscrite, en caractères sanglants, la peine de mort. R. Badinter

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Postby Warlord of Elephants » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:44 pm

^Once drank home made absinthe and floor cleaner and woke up in Tijuana with a naked Barbie doll on his chest two years later.
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."



I devoured my 'good' twin in utero



"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."


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