Rules are simple...
Post a lie about the previous poster...
It can be anything you like, but, as in every human endeavour, the more ridiculous, the better.
Example:
^Had her pets bronzed for ease of cleaning...
or
^Suffers delusion of being the tooth fairy...Was once caught lurking in a child's bedroom holding a bag of nickels and a pair of pliers...
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ken worley - King of the Pervs
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by Aeger on Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:48 pm
Mr. Worley here used to make sculptures from horse manure, but was fired because he "put to much pazzaz in em."
I am anti-"txt talk." I support good grammar. I am part of the "Save the Vowels" movement. For your sanity and mind, type out your damn words.
Thank you
Thank you
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Aeger - Bucatini Buccanneer
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by don juan on Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:33 am
is a true gay bolchevik.
Partout, dans le monde, et sans aucune exception, où triomphent la dictature et le mépris des droits de l'homme, partout vous y trouvez inscrite, en caractères sanglants, la peine de mort. R. Badinter
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don juan - Cannelloni Cannoneer
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by SC-Pastafarian on Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:15 pm
^One went by the nickname of Little Lily Lollipop.
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.
-Konrad Adenauer
-Konrad Adenauer
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SC-Pastafarian - Bucatini Buccanneer
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by ken worley on Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:55 pm
^Commutes to work on a gold-and maroon metalflake pogo stick with platinum trim, and a beatific image of Santa Guadalupe airbrushed onto the gooseneck.
It has a horn which blares La Cucaracha, and when stopped at traffic lights, the plunger seems to still be going up-and-down.
It has a horn which blares La Cucaracha, and when stopped at traffic lights, the plunger seems to still be going up-and-down.
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ken worley - King of the Pervs
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by Warlord of Elephants on Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:52 am
^Sings old Barry Manilow songs in the shower.
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
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Warlord of Elephants - Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
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by ken worley on Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:21 am
^Often asserts at top volume that meat loaf is the "CHOSEN FOOD OF OKIES AND HILBILLIES!!!"...
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ken worley - King of the Pervs
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by SpaghettiSawUs on Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:19 pm
^is a closet mujehaddin
PS. George Bush is proud to be a merkin! (at least he keeps saying so), and he's against tourists, he's declared a war on tourism in fact, especially international tourism.
PS. George Bush is proud to be a merkin! (at least he keeps saying so), and he's against tourists, he's declared a war on tourism in fact, especially international tourism.
FSM: Welcome HIM as your Lord and Savour!
- SpaghettiSawUs
- Gnocchetti Galley Slave
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by Warlord of Elephants on Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:55 am
^ Is frequently seen in the company of drunken sailors while wearing lederhosen!
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
I devoured my 'good' twin in utero
"Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you very much."
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Warlord of Elephants - Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
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by don juan on Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:11 pm
^is affraid by chippendale mice.
Partout, dans le monde, et sans aucune exception, où triomphent la dictature et le mépris des droits de l'homme, partout vous y trouvez inscrite, en caractères sanglants, la peine de mort. R. Badinter
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don juan - Cannelloni Cannoneer
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by SpaghettiSawUs on Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:32 pm
^is a chippendale desk
BTW WOE: Must call foul, that actually wasn't a lie!
BTW WOE: Must call foul, that actually wasn't a lie!
FSM: Welcome HIM as your Lord and Savour!
- SpaghettiSawUs
- Gnocchetti Galley Slave
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by Pastafarian Pirate on Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:46 pm
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Pastafarian Pirate - Cavatappi Cabin Boy
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