Apadamek's Reviews.

[Apadamek]

Hello, third post and counting.

I'd like, (if allowed or wanted) to give me thoughts on several of the new years movies. If its alright i could post reviews to other such things.

(note I'm slightly dislexic, i just got firefox 2.0 so that should help)


Heres the first review of my favorite movies '06.


Pirates of the caribbean.

Starring-Johnny Depp, Kiera Knightly, Orlando Bloom.

SPOILERS START NOW!

*plot*

The three from the original movie are at it again. They chase down pirates are eaten by krakens and alot of comedy ensues.

Apadamek's Review.

The storyline is understandable, however many of the jokes and things relying heavily on Depp's use of almost silent film humor to make it work. Also many of the jokes are inside jokes relying that the watcher has seen the prequel to this movie. The ending also brings a charector into the fold one must have watched the first one to understand.

Apadameks Stars-1/5

well seeing as i havent seen that since july >.< i'll give xmen II a review.

X-Men III
Starring- Patric Stewart, Ian Mckellan, Hally Berry
*some spoilers, perhaps*

Plot-the humans have come out with a cure for mutants the Professor's Mutants are divided on the subject some want to be normal and its their choice. Magneto's mutants are in an army to fight the humans and become rulers of the earth. The X-men decide to fight them.

Apadamek's Review-Dialouge is weak, personally i think the storyline is also ridiculous. They have a character who is supposed to be a messiah and they simply trash a great character away. Also their battle plan is also crazy. Hold a line? why not use the Mutant Character to defeat Phoenix.

Apadamek's Stars-2/5

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have you seen any films you liked?

[Apadamek]

have you seen any films you liked?

not as of this year

well cars...but that is because i'm a softy