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Postby Capellini on Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:07 pm

Duke wrote:Don't tell me what to do, you Bible-thumping Neanderthal. :D :wink:


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P.S. Why do we always get into this sort of thing? Matching souls, I guess. :mrgreen:


Don't insult Neanderthals like that.
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Postby don juan on Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:24 pm

Capellini wrote:
Duke wrote:Don't tell me what to do, you Bible-thumping Neanderthal. :D :wink:


Duke

P.S. Why do we always get into this sort of thing? Matching souls, I guess. :mrgreen:


Don't insult Neanderthals like that.
Or maybe love ?
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Postby goethe on Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:00 pm

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Postby Duke on Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:12 pm

Fun thing to do with Google: search for "aggravating political wranglers, acting like jerks", you get this thread. :D


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Postby MPTrooper on Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:31 pm

don juan wrote:
Capellini wrote:
Duke wrote:Don't tell me what to do, you Bible-thumping Neanderthal. :D :wink:


Duke

P.S. Why do we always get into this sort of thing? Matching souls, I guess. :mrgreen:


Don't insult Neanderthals like that.
Or maybe love ?


Ohhh Cap with a ZINGER! I think in order to maintain my sense of self worth I'll need to get drunk after that one.

And it's only love if Duke happens to be a hot chick. If not then it's manly hate.

Thats the good kind of hate. :)
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Postby Duke on Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:23 pm

Oh, it's hate. Pure, sizzling, burning, manly hate.

Yeah, the good kind. :D


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby MPTrooper on Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:27 pm

The kind of hate that goes well over hot wings and cold beer.
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Postby Duke on Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:36 pm

Yeah, and maybe a good steak if you're more on the hungry side.....were we we going with this?


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby MPTrooper on Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:05 pm

Not where I live. You live close to Springfield MO or St Louis? Thats the only place in all of MO that I would think has a good Hot wing place.

I miss Florida...
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Postby Duke on Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:11 pm

Nothing on this island. But at home, they've got a place in Fairfax that really knows how it's done. :D

I miss California...


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby Duke on Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:26 pm

I heard about another of these fun things to do with Google: Type in "worst band in the world", check the results. :D


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Another fun thing to do with Google

Postby FloridaJudy on Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:45 pm

A friend and I both discovered this game independently: type in two of the most bizarre, unrelated words you can think of. Chances are someone, somewhere has devoted a web site to them. "Electric Lotus" got me a vegan restaurant in Los Angeles and a tattoo parlor in New Jersey. And there really is a "punk Zen" movement, as well as "Klezmer rap" bands and an acid jazz group called "Horse Noodles".

Come to think of it, one "Horse Noodles" song - "Noodles, Rolexes, and Fast Women" - could be one of the FSM's anthems.


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Postby Duke on Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:08 pm

There's something like that called Googlewhacking, where you put two words into Google without punctuation, and if there are no results you win. I've won, but if I can't post the words here, of course.

It's a fun game, though. :mrgreen:


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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:51 am

Your search - enterologist defenestrate - did not match any documents.

Yippee!

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Postby Duke on Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:00 am

Here's some of my less coveted Googlewhacks: * megafaunal nonstoichiometrics and nonstoichiometric natterjack*. :D


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--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen
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