Greetings!

[Sister Bethesda Noonan]

Glad Tidings!

We at the Convent Puttanesca are happy to reach out to our brethren in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Bless his Noodliness). We are looking forward to our upcoming monthly speaking in tongues service where our members speak the sacred Pirate language and and partake of the Body and Blood of our Noodly Master. We will dance the dance of the Rotini Pole. All of our members are former exotic dancers and adult entertainers and we channel our positive energy (and nubile persons) into our faith.

We at the convent are blessed and want to share our joy with all of you.

In His Noodly Grace, Ramen

Sister Bethesda "Chrystal" Noonan