but im cheap and dont want tp buy too much
any ideas? I plan to carry the FSM book with me but thats about all I got...
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I need to dress up like a pirate
by kathic on Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:52 pm
"Well, of course it's not true. But the world only believes what the media tells them to believe, and I tell the media what to believe. It's really quite simple."
No nation-building; don’t police the world. That’s conservative, it’s Republican, it’s pro-American - it follows the founding fathers. And, besides, it follows the Constitution.” ~Ron Paul
"Life, Liberty, Property" - Locke
No nation-building; don’t police the world. That’s conservative, it’s Republican, it’s pro-American - it follows the founding fathers. And, besides, it follows the Constitution.” ~Ron Paul
"Life, Liberty, Property" - Locke
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by haxmasta on Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:45 am
Well, what you could do is take a trip into a dime-store in your town for pirate-like clothing that you can either cut-up or put together for something that resembles partial pirate regalia.
Like take an old couch you would find on the side of a highway, kick the crap out of it, break the frame, cut the upholstery off, then you can use the cloth for a bandana or a sash, then use the frame for a pirate flag pole or even a crow's nest on a pirate ship.
Like take an old couch you would find on the side of a highway, kick the crap out of it, break the frame, cut the upholstery off, then you can use the cloth for a bandana or a sash, then use the frame for a pirate flag pole or even a crow's nest on a pirate ship.
"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."
Albert Einstein (dead)
RAmen.
Albert Einstein (dead)
RAmen.
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by Jerm on Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:14 pm
You would be surprised how much a simple bandana, tied into a skull cap, can help with the appearance and one's general overall pirateyness.
It all kind of went downhill from there.
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by Duke on Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:31 pm
You could be a Pirate Pastor, with the Good Book in one hand, a cutlass in the other, and something wrapped around the head... 
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--Friedrich Nietzsche
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Re: I need to dress up like a pirate
by Ham Nox on Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:18 pm
Ay matey, I've the same terr'ble prublum. Me mum still insists on commanding the shopping trips, and she won't stand for no bodices.
Bayes Theorum:
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
Margot Fonteyn
~*L'Nox ti notve*~
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)
If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?
Margot Fonteyn
~*L'Nox ti notve*~
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Re: I need to dress up like a pirate
by black bart on Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:50 am
Ham Nox wrote:Ay matey, I've the same terr'ble prublum. Me mum still insists on commanding the shopping trips, and she won't stand for no bodices.
Aaarrrgh...as usual usin me hexperience of loif an all it's problems I've got some advice:
...run away to Madame Fifi's and be done wiv it!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: I need to dress up like a pirate
by Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:02 am
BB, whilst ye be dispensin' hadvice ter wenches, wot shood a wench wear when it be too waaarrrm fer bodices? 
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Re: I need to dress up like a pirate
by Ham Nox on Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:10 pm
*gasp* The bots are taking over!! 
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Re: I need to dress up like a pirate
by black bart on Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:09 am
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:BB, whilst ye be dispensin' hadvice ter wenches, wot shood a wench wear when it be too waaarrrm fer bodices?
Sorry Tig matey...I missed this one.
Ah hem...if it be too warm fer bodices I hexpect ye'll have to adopt thee happarel o these foine native hamazonian women:
Hamazonian...now ye've made me think o mummy
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Re: I need to dress up like a pirate
by Ham Nox on Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:43 pm
This may seem like an odd question, but are all Amazonian areolas that big?
And what's with calling them HAMazonians?
And what's with calling them HAMazonians?
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Re: I need to dress up like a pirate
by Edd on Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:52 pm
Ham Nox wrote:This may seem like an odd question, but are all Amazonian areolas that big?
And what's with calling them HAMazonians?
Sounds like a scientific survey is required!
In order to eliminate any bias, the selection should be multi-cultural, of course.
The Hamazonian reference confuses me, too. Does it have something to do with the place where I buy all my online pork products, Hamazon.com?
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