Noodley in the UK

Wanna get together to pillage something, or just to have a bowl of pasta? Schedule it with your fellow Pastafarians here.

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Postby Griffin on Fri Jul 28, 2006 6:13 pm

Arrrrrrr! Welcome all ye UK Noodles. Ye all be in the official list now. So be'ave yersels, not like some of the other scum we av in Pirates.
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Postby deadgenome on Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:55 am

i dwell in vasty caverns, arr, the like o' which you've ne'er smelt. tho sometimes I be south, and othertimes am scotland bound, when dark desires do crowd my mind, arrrrrr.
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Postby polly on Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:20 pm

Just checking in here to say "Hello" from Belfast.
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Postby Griffin on Sat Sep 16, 2006 11:24 pm

Now officially added to the list on page one.

This be a quiet thread compared to some of them noisy US ones. Do feel free to misbehave, within the forum rules naturally. :mrgreen:
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Postby polly on Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:46 pm

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Postby d02 on Thu Sep 28, 2006 5:25 am

As was sung to the Italians during the last World Cup campaign - "we are only here to deep fry your pizzas"

The deep frying of pasta would be Sacrilegious - MMMMM! Sacrilegious!

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Postby Venator on Mon Oct 09, 2006 5:44 am

Ah, another Lanarkian!

Be Ye North or South?

(I promise I wont start a war if ye happen to be in the wrong (i.e. top) bit. :p)
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Postby Goat Starer on Mon Oct 09, 2006 5:58 am

Polly. nice frog!
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Postby iPad on Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:48 am

I be plundering the Thames from that hell hole that be called Slough.
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Postby Goat Starer on Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:56 am

immotalised in verse (for our american friends) by John Betjeman as......

Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough!
It isn't fit for humans now,
There isn't grass to graze a cow.
Swarm over, Death!

Come, bombs and blow to smithereens
Those air -conditioned, bright canteens,
Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans,
Tinned minds, tinned breath.

Mess up the mess they call a town-
A house for ninety-seven down
And once a week a half a crown
For twenty years.

And get that man with double chin
Who'll always cheat and always win,
Who washes his repulsive skin
In women's tears:

And smash his desk of polished oak
And smash his hands so used to stroke
And stop his boring dirty joke
And make him yell.

But spare the bald young clerks who add
The profits of the stinking cad;
It's not their fault that they are mad,
They've tasted Hell.

It's not their fault they do not know
The birdsong from the radio,
It's not their fault they often go
To Maidenhead

And talk of sport and makes of cars
In various bogus-Tudor bars
And daren't look up and see the stars
But belch instead.

In labour-saving homes, with care
Their wives frizz out peroxide hair
And dry it in synthetic air
And paint their nails.

Come, friendly bombs and fall on Slough
To get it ready for the plough.
The cabbages are coming now;
The earth exhales.


And of course the original home of The Office!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/slough/
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Postby Inc. on Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:55 pm

Yarr! I be hailing from England, more specifically the port of Plymouth, a scurvy seaside town famous for it's pillaging pirates and raunchy rascals. Most famously famous (hehe) for Sir Francis Drake, who was infact A PIRATE! And also second in command in the Spanish Aramada. England in those day's must've been a merry place to live. Long live the pirates! Oo ar! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby Goat Starer on Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:35 am

Drake was second in command in the spanish armada? Did Elizabeth know? And to think the history books always put him on our side! :D

Despite your slightly tenuous grasp on all things Drakian Welcome!
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Postby Inc. on Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:03 am

Second in command of the English fleet! AGAINST the Spanish Aramada! Oh deary me. I'd be a crap historian.

Heh, thankye kindly.
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Postby Y'aaaaaaarrdvark on Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:18 pm

Y'aaaaaaarrgh, I be shoutin' frum Northern Ireland, Belfast to be precise, and I goes boy the name of Simon.
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Postby AwenchnamedRitchie on Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:29 pm

Arrrr! I'm 'arrr'ing from Huddersfield in England, although I am to be seen occasionally serving beer to marauding pirates off the Brighton coast.
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