Genesis Chapter I

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Postby E.Raser on Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:27 am

[quote="Dr. Otis Lansa"]E.Raser: The 4th dimension in the theory is a 4th [b]spatial[/b] dimension. So it's not time OR money :mrgreen:. If you like to think of Time as a 4th dimension, then my 4th dimension becomes your 5th dimension.[/quote]
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Dear Dr.Otis Lansa,
have prepared yesterday evening the Boiled Spaghetti Montser, BSM, with fish, and I have not seen any HSM.
There are some bubbles in the catastrophe, at cusp,pag 65 "Catastrophe Theory" of Alexander Woodcock & Monte Davis but no one visible aspect of the 4th,5th,7th and so on dimension of space.
Have seen in a catastrophe at butterfly, studied in 1996,that an high control of God, in presence of a slow control of devil could avoid the original sin.
May be the law of the stable state of God is a spontaneous adhesion, not involving a control.
As an hydraulic engineer,nearly hydraulic engineer, I do not care about the 4th, 5th, 12th dimension of space, IF IF IF IF I cannot measure them.
My "topos" has the tail of water and it is enought for me to believe.
May be there are catastrosphes without topology too.
In 1983 I was in Santa Marinella, near Rome, for a congress of Amnesty International.
Participated one illustrious professor of Normale of Pisa.
he had a terrific tic: suddenly, with his mouth, looked for eating his ear, regardless the 3-d of space.
The speaker said "ladies and gentlemen here is our new associate, the second mathematician in the world"
But, instead of an applause happened a catastrophe, simply because I said "imagine the first"
The great mass laughed.
I am known to be more slippery than a split infinitive.
Forgive me only for my english.
:compute: :compute: :compute: :compute: :compute: :compute:
Proverbs, 23,31-32
Non guardare il vino quando rosseggia
quando scintilla nella coppa
e scende giù piano piano:
finirà con il morderti come un serpente
e pungerti come una vipera.
:compute: :compute: :compute: :compute: :compute: :compute:
One of my knights of the Boccalis Ordo of Cricca Marchigiana has this theory of the GEnesis
" IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE THIRST"
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Postby Rebellious Waffle on Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:45 pm

::Taps foot peevishly, waits for nothing to explode::



I'll be proven right, any minute now.


Jis' you watch.











Yessir.
































Aaaaaaany moment now.
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Postby E.Raser on Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:45 am

[quote="Rebellious Waffle"]::Taps foot peevishly, waits for nothing to explode::
:compute: :compute: :compute: :compute: :compute: :compute:
. .
. . which nothing? As Kant believe 1) ens rationis
2) ens imaginarium
3) nihil privativum
4) nihil negativum
I study nihil privativum now
"Si può buttar via i soldi con le tasse,gli avvocati,le donne, il gioco et etc, ma la cosa più bella e più costosa è la ricerca scientifica"



I'll be proven right, any minute now.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Jis' you watch.
Am I watch ?
Time is money!
I sell the nothing, since 1968, in the 1988 the price was 400 USD each, now it is 10,000,000 USC each, the minimum, and I do not know2 the maximum price, all depends from the costs of the Shield.
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Yessir.
When you say " No" you are still young
At the first yes the beginning of the old
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Aaaaaaany moment now.[/quote]
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Postby E.Raser on Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:08 am

[quote="Rebellious Waffle"]::Taps foot peevishly, waits for nothing to explode::

Osteria n° 0
paraponziponzipò
Ce l'hanno fatto nero
c'eran gli antigravitoni
che ci annebbiano gli occhioni
daghela a me biondina
daghela a me, biondà



I'll be proven right, any minute now.


Jis' you watch.











Yessir.
































Aaaaaaany moment now.[/quote]

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Postby Nudelius on Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:13 am

What the...?

Seem like the last couple of posts just kind of drifted inte a universe of it's own??

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Postby E.Raser on Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:55 am

[quote="Nudelius"]What the...?

Seem like the last couple of posts just kind of drifted inte a universe of it's own??

//Nudelius[/quote]

What the ...?
In 1800 there were some Goliardi who believe the .
. . 3 dots
where a mistery of nature.
Now the mistery is .
. .
. the Ace of Diamonds.
Thanks to the post of REbellious Waffle we are not in an universe of its own. We are in the phase " Waits for nothing to explode".
And the research is about TOHU and BOHU particle, see "Genesis and Big Bang" Gerald L. Schroeder , Bantom Books 1990, Interni Giallo 1991 pag 66.
Are you from Sweden?
Books seats for the next Nobel in the Tohu and Bohu particles.
You write
COGITO ERGO PASTA. eating whets the appetite.
We follow
COITO ERGO SUM
COITARE HUMANUM EST, COITARI EST DIABOLICUM
and why thought ?
PENIS ERECTUS CONSCENTIAM NON HABET :fsm_touching:
PS Why when I post something appears 2 posts in the thread ? FSM mistakes ?
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Postby Nudelius on Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:06 am

Be noodeled E.Raser,

So I'm real sorry to dissapoint you when I say that your post really didn't clear anything up. I got the "Are you from Sweden" part and the answer to that is.. Damn.. I'm so confused I hardly know what to answer. Let me think... Swedish Chef, meatballs, Inga... Yeah I'm from Sweden.

Now, in answer to you latin response.

I think therefor I am Pasta,
I think therefor I am.

What else is ther to say?

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

//Nudelius
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Postby E.Raser on Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:29 pm

[quote="Nudelius"]Be noodeled E.Raser,

So I'm real sorry to dissapoint you when I say that your post really didn't clear anything up. I got the "Are you from Sweden" part and the answer to that is.. Damn.. I'm so confused I hardly know what to answer. Let me think... Swedish Chef, meatballs, Inga... Yeah I'm from Sweden.

Now, in answer to you latin response.

I think therefor I am Pasta,
I think therefor I am.

What else is ther to say?

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

//Nudelius[/quote]
"ad capitem" non " ad caput"
Sorry, I can give only the 20% IF IF you sell my nuclear anti-bomb-H.
IF you want to sell my Nothing you can earn more money than selling anything else.
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Postby Nudelius on Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:44 pm

Not selling any kinds of mass destruction weapons but Anti Attkins nucleoid beumbs!!!
//Nudelius
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa on Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:35 pm

Waffle,

One thing with the Big Bang theory is that science presupposes that all the matter/energy/etc was present is some form or another before the Big Bang, and at a singularity at t=0. The singularity thing sort of jives, because if you compress anything enough, it's gonna want to explode, EXCEPT that gravity would keep it crunched (gravity gets a little sketchy past a Planck length though, so maybe I'm off course here somewhere).

That's why I'm thinking that maybe a huge quantity of matter/energy/whatever the early universe was composed of was "injected" into the collapsed 1,2,3rd dimesions at t=0, which could have introduced the energy needed to make things go "bang". No explosive chemicals needed, since there wouldn't have been matter as we know it anyways.

And eliminates the question "What was there in the universe before the big bang?".

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Postby Solipsy on Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:25 pm

The contents of this thread go further than any other on the Forum, in my opinion, to demonstrate the hopelessness of the limited human mind to understand the infinity which is the FSM. I am so fortunate to believe. If only the rest of the world could confuse the meaning of "fact" and "theory" as thoroughly as I do, the world would be a happier, more fundamentalist place.

Please check the following thread to find out more about the official dogma of our church. It will save you many hours of conjecture and babble: http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1613
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Postby Rebellious Waffle on Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:32 pm

These last few posts have wandered into a world of their own.


It's called Frolick-Fu.



(No, I ain't gonna say where the name comes from. Unless you ask.)



Let's compromise. Can we tie this in with my pet project of towing Sweden to Israel? I need a pickup truck and a couple of stout chains -
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Postby Solipsy on Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:18 pm

Rebellious Waffle, There is a place for you among the writers of the great Revelations of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I'm convinced you've been suitably Touched By His Noodly Appendage as to be now slightly touched in the head. Go, and frolic among the Proposed Scripture area, my child! No need to take anything with you but faith!

Take E.Raser with you!

E.Raser, your English doesn't need to be perfect, just mostly English. Yes, my name is Solipsy because of Solipsism. How do you like being a part of my dream?
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Postby E.Raser on Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:40 am

[quote="Solipsy"]Rebellious Waffle, There is a place for you among the writers of the great Revelations of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I'm convinced you've been suitably Touched By His Noodly Appendage as to be now slightly touched in the head. Go, and frolic among the Proposed Scripture area, my child! No need to take anything with you but faith!

Take E.Raser with you!

E.Raser, your English doesn't need to be perfect, just mostly English. Yes, my name is Solipsy because of Solipsism. How do you like being a part of my dream?[/quote]

Hi Solipsy,
before answering "Yes" or "Not" to your question I would like to know which is your dream
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Solipsism believe to the direct experience of its own thoughts.
Oh superbi Cristian, miseri lassi
che della vista della mente infermi
fidanza avete dei trascorsi passi.
Non vi accorgete voi
che noi siam vermi,
nati a formar l'Angelica Farfalla
che vola alla giustizia sanza schermi ? ( Dante Alighieri)
Descartes was a solipsist < Gogito ergo sum>
As George Berkeley
As Tudor Arghezi and so on.
During the explication of the theory of Berkeley's solipsism, James Boswell wrote about criteria of reality of Dr.Johnson.
Dr. Johnson gave a kick to a stone and when his foot came back he said < So I confute the theory>
BUT do not account for Universe Parallel, la formazione di un nodo-sella nella trasformazione topologica del Poincarè-Andronov, il principio di Mach secondo cui l'inerzia non è caratteristica intrinseca della materia.
I need criteria of reality more sophisticated.
I need to put my hand on the bottom of Ann-Margret ( Cincinnati Kid,1965/Carnal Knowleledge 1971/The last remake of Beaau Geste and so on )
If I receive a slap it is the end of the dream.
Can you help me to meet Ann-Margret? :compute: :compute: :compute:
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Postby Nudelius on Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:07 am

Hey Waffle,

Why Sweden and why the heck to Israel????
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