NOT my concern? Lady Prunella Boadicea Springer-Spaniel Bonehart, JD MBE, DVM, RPH, EdD, her face screwed up in a knot. NOT MY CONCERN!!! She now bellowed across the courtroom!!! Bring this wench to me!!! I want her in my courtroom NOW!!! Bad Dick cowered under Lady Prunella's glare. Oi's can't bring her here, she has to stay on the ship! Why??? Prunella demanded, Adding "we'll have a proper hanging here yet or my name isn't Lady Prunella Boadicea Springer-Spaniel Bonehart, JD, MBE, DVM, RPH, EdD!!!"
Just then DaveL spoke up, "Yer Ladyship, Oi Begs yer forgiveness, Oi am the acting solicitor for Bad Dick and will explain. This wench in question has remoin'd on this derelict ship after it t'was set adrift in stormy seas, foundering with a hold full of adolescent waifs needing some moinding. Out of pure koindness she has mentor'd these hapless lads and lasses. The ship has just now drifted into port and been reunited with it's former Captain, Bad Dick. It's been discovered that this wench's faculties have been controlled by a peculiar Demon. A monster of sorts...
STOP!!! Lady Prunella Boadicea Springer-Spaniel Bonehart, JD, MBE, DVM, RPH, EdD exhorted. I'm Swearing in Big Ron as a Deputy and issueing a Warrent... who's name do I place on this writ!
DaveL whispered a name, his lips trembling... Lady P. raised her voice to scream!!! WHO'S NAME!!! DaveL tried again... Duh Duh he stuttered. Lady P! BELLOWED!!! WHOOOOO!!!! This time DaveL squared his shoulders glanced quickly, at Bad Dick, then back to Lady Prunella Boadicea Springer-Spaniel Bonehart, JD, MBE, DVM, RPH, EdD and simply stated. Why it's none other than my dear beloved Auntie Dee Dee. A pall set on the courtroom as it became deathly quiet, and simply deathly as Big Ron emited a flatulence so forceful that his panteloons billowed like genoa in a gale. Lady P held the writ out to Big Ron, holding her nose with the other hand and announced... "Bring her to me"... "and clear out this courtroom she announced to those fleeing from Big Rons fishhead stew fueled emmitance. This trial will start in the morning".
Everything you know is wrong... "the positivists" or the "Firesign Theater"