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The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
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by Swatopluk on Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:43 am
Dear Wu, if you can spare the time, you are invited to add to our Pastafarian dictionary located in the languages folder!
Onward noodly pirates!
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by Capellini on Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:47 pm
Secret wrote:Ah, yes, I saw a few mentions of Bobby being secretive already.
There's been a flood of new members...
I can't believe I actually forgot! For the horde - er, aaaaargh!
Bobby sees much, but says little.
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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by Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:13 pm
sees much... on his site? sure.
here? eeeeh.... not so much.
yay for someone from asia! I think you're our first. or first to admit it.
yay for egg-based noodles. those things are wicked awesome.
here? eeeeh.... not so much.
yay for someone from asia! I think you're our first. or first to admit it.
yay for egg-based noodles. those things are wicked awesome.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
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New Pastafarian
by theghostofdarthvader on Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:46 pm
Im theghostofdarthvader. Im new to FSM-ism, but am an avid believer. I've shared pasta with several people and through calm, intelligent conversation, I have converted three people and am very excited about spreading the gospel.
Thanks!
Thanks!
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by Capellini on Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:20 pm
Welcome Ghost, but I feel I have to slip into super Star Wars geek mode here:
Darth Vader does not have a ghost. Upon his death, he was redeemed, and restored to his pre-Vader Anakin Skywalker-self. There is therefore a ghost of Anakin Skywalker, but not a ghost of Darth Vader.
Regardless, we can always use another Star Wars geek!
Have fun while you're here, and if you have problems or questions, speak up!
Darth Vader does not have a ghost. Upon his death, he was redeemed, and restored to his pre-Vader Anakin Skywalker-self. There is therefore a ghost of Anakin Skywalker, but not a ghost of Darth Vader.
Regardless, we can always use another Star Wars geek!
Have fun while you're here, and if you have problems or questions, speak up!
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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Greetings from the Great WhiteNorth
by Great Gazoo on Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:54 pm
Just doing my civic duty as a good pasta lover and putting my first post HERE. Myself and a couple of other weird people at my workplace have been following this site religiously(?) for a while, no pun intended. I have even ordered the Bible. Can not WAIT for it to come in. We are all waiting for the day when one of us has to go on a witness stand in a Ontario Courthouse and use OUR bible (which we are supposedly allowed). Will post the pictures on that truly great day of days.
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Doing what I can
by Cylitch on Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:52 am
Are ye matties
Doing what i can in Columbia, MO to help people be touched by his noodlely appendage
Doing what i can in Columbia, MO to help people be touched by his noodlely appendage
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by Escargot on Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:02 am
Qwertyuiopasd wrote:yay for someone from asia! I think you're our first. or first to admit it.
*looks pointedly at location*
My candle burns at both ends
It will not last the night
But ah my foes and oh my friends
It gives a lovely light
It will not last the night
But ah my foes and oh my friends
It gives a lovely light
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Re: Doing what I can
by Capellini on Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:34 am
Cylitch wrote:Are ye matties
Doing what i can in Columbia, MO to help people be touched by his noodlely appendage
Welcome to the ship! We may be experiencing some rough waters the next few days, but hang in there. Seasickness meds are available if needed.
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.
"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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The FNG of FSM
by bowen1968 on Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:55 pm
I'm posting here so Auntie Dee Dee doesn't chastise me again. By the way, anyone who watches Meerkat Manor on Animal Planet may recognize my avatar as 'Flower', leader of the Whiskers family.
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by Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:07 pm
Escargot wrote:Qwertyuiopasd wrote:yay for someone from asia! I think you're our first. or first to admit it.
*looks pointedly at location*
oh... sorry.
thats my unobservant, lazy teenagerness and arrogant americanism coming together to not have read that, and not associate India as being Asian.
I apologize.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one them, it gets up and kills. The people it kill get up and kill!
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Floating Breadstick Creature
by FBC_lovesyou on Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:33 pm
Bobby, you have done a great job spreading the word of FSM, but you have only told half the story. Just in case you are unaware of Floating Breadstick Creature, I will procede to tell you of his wonders.
Over two thousand and six years ago in a time commonly refered to as "Before Creature" or B.C., FSM took one of his very own noodles and fried it in the furnaces of the sun. This fried noodle was then converted into the very first breadstick ever. FSM gave his followers this amazing wonder so as to guide them in the ways of Pastafarienism. The people were amazed at the breadsticks ability to rest on the ocean without sinking and thus called him the Floating Breadstick Creature or FBC. FBC then lived amung pirates for many years teaching them the appropriate way to articulate their arrrrrrs and also how to live under the great FSM.
After many great years FBC was discovered by the evil carb haters known as intolerentass (pronounced as in_toller_ent_tays). They killed all of the pirates and held FBC captive. FBC pleaded to his creature FSM to help him but FSM was so excited over his new invention of parmesan cheese that he did not hear FBC's cries for help. The intolerentass then decided to boil FBC to death in a great pot of garlic sause. Sadly, FSM was too late to save his one mortal noodle from death.
However, all is not lost, for all of FBC's teachings still exist today in the great Gospel of FSM version 2.0.
Thus is the story of Floating Breadstick Creature concluded
Over two thousand and six years ago in a time commonly refered to as "Before Creature" or B.C., FSM took one of his very own noodles and fried it in the furnaces of the sun. This fried noodle was then converted into the very first breadstick ever. FSM gave his followers this amazing wonder so as to guide them in the ways of Pastafarienism. The people were amazed at the breadsticks ability to rest on the ocean without sinking and thus called him the Floating Breadstick Creature or FBC. FBC then lived amung pirates for many years teaching them the appropriate way to articulate their arrrrrrs and also how to live under the great FSM.
After many great years FBC was discovered by the evil carb haters known as intolerentass (pronounced as in_toller_ent_tays). They killed all of the pirates and held FBC captive. FBC pleaded to his creature FSM to help him but FSM was so excited over his new invention of parmesan cheese that he did not hear FBC's cries for help. The intolerentass then decided to boil FBC to death in a great pot of garlic sause. Sadly, FSM was too late to save his one mortal noodle from death.
However, all is not lost, for all of FBC's teachings still exist today in the great Gospel of FSM version 2.0.
Thus is the story of Floating Breadstick Creature concluded
Floating Breadstick Creature is the way
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by Qwertyuiopasd on Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:47 pm
please make sure you'v read the FAQ
nothing wrong with writing scripture to this, just pre-emptively warning you that if you attempt to impose this belief upon others, you'll most likely be reprimanded. or generally ignored.
welcome anyway!
Q: Hey! Wouldn't it be funny to say that the FSM has spoken to me/come to me in a dream/I am the FSM, and demand that you follow my ignorant, unsubstantiated schism or else be wrong?
A: No.
nothing wrong with writing scripture to this, just pre-emptively warning you that if you attempt to impose this belief upon others, you'll most likely be reprimanded. or generally ignored.
welcome anyway!
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one them, it gets up and kills. The people it kill get up and kill!
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by Escargot on Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:35 am
Qwertyuiopasd wrote:oh... sorry.
thats my unobservant, lazy teenagerness and arrogant americanism coming together to not have read that, and not associate India as being Asian.
I apologize.
Heh.. please don't apologize.
I was in one of my insanely nitpicking moods.
My candle burns at both ends
It will not last the night
But ah my foes and oh my friends
It gives a lovely light
It will not last the night
But ah my foes and oh my friends
It gives a lovely light
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New convert in Chicago!
by Mock26 on Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:23 am
Hey all!
New convert here!
Technically, this is my 2nd post. Oops!
Check out my first post here: http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6512
Take care and have a great day....
ciao,
john.
New convert here!
Technically, this is my 2nd post. Oops!
Check out my first post here: http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6512
Take care and have a great day....
ciao,
john.
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