alternatively, if you speak like a poirate all the time ANYWAY, you can do what amenablepasta did. he talked like a proper britishman!
or some other non-piratey accent.
but then.... why not talk like a pirate even more? you could also dress like a pirate, if allowed.
But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
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