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Postby LibraLabRat on Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:04 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVbv6r_tKnE

She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And i'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much i miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight

And i think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think i am at home
Oh no no no i'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone


Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science i don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man


And i think it's gonna be a long long time...
'There are no atheists in foxholes' isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes."
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Postby LibraLabRat on Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:49 am

That sure is a suspicious cig that Capt. Kirk is puffin on....maybe that is why his acting was so....two....dimensional.
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:02 pm

Yeah - the way he takes an extra long puff on it when he does the 'I'm gonna be high as a kite' line suggests an underlying motive.

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Postby LibraLabRat on Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:23 pm

"And Im gonna be..............HIGH......as a kite by...then"

Shatnerian diction 101
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cringe

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:07 pm

Oh my Lord...I've never cringed that much before! Bernie Taupin's judgement must have been affected by the all the smoke!!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby LibraLabRat on Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:30 pm

My new avatar is "HIGH"
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