One of my friends lamented that when he received the Gospel it was not this beautiful guilded leather bound volume, but rather, a cheesy paperback with a picture of what he wanted on the front. I had to point out to him that this is a big part of it's Wisdom.

Pastafarianism: Faith you can twirl on a fork.
May the caloric content of your Pasta not exceed the nutritional value to your filet of soul.