Judge Lady Prunella Boadicea Springer-Spaniel Bonehart, JD, MBE, DVM, RPh, EdD went to bang her gavel, but she couldn't raise her arm because of the squash of people in the courthouse.
"Bailiff!" she shouted. "Where did all these people come from?"
"I'm sorry M'Lady, but they all seem to have bought dodgy tickets on the black market for the trial."
Judge Lady Prunella Boadicea Springer-Spaniel Bonehart, JD, MBE, DVM, RPh, EdD was furious. With an effort she pointed her finger at a grinning, buck toothed man in the crowd.
"You!" she screamed. "Who sold you a ticket?"
The buck toothed man pointed an accusing finger at...