St_JtB, The line,"Don't be a fool you idiot", IS from an old movie.
Futurama used it as well, It has been stolen so many times that i have forgotten the originator. I think it was some comedian who carried a fiddle around with him ,but it isn't Jack Benny(i think). Anyone out there know???
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by kat on Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:14 pm
I wanna know what "When I kissed with closed eyes the last time, you were the result" is from. It's making me nuts, because I'm thinking something Meg Ryan-ie.
how 'bout this easy one:
I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
how 'bout this easy one:
I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Do not do in public that which you do not which commented upon by the public.
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by arkady on Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:05 pm
kat wrote:I wanna know what "When I kissed with closed eyes the last time, you were the result" is from. It's making me nuts, because I'm thinking something Meg Ryan-ie.
Heartbreakers? (least i think that was the title, Sigorney Weaver and young-skinny-actress as a mother-daughter con team?)
"Ankh-Morpork people, said the Guild, were hearty, no-nonsense folk who actually preferred chocolate made mostly from milk, sugar, suet, hooves, lips, miscellaneous squeezings, rat droppings, plaster, flies, tallow, bits of tree, hair lint, spiders and powdered cocoa husks. This meant that according to the food standards of Borogravia and Quirm, Ankh-Morpork chocolate was formally classed as 'cheese', and only escaped, through being the wrong colour, being defined as 'tile grout'."
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by arkady on Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:58 am
Swatopluk wrote:That is the correct answer. Your turn
Aww crap, now I have to think of something...
I was silent, attentive, I made a conscious effort to smile, nod, stand, and perform the millions of gestures that constitute life on earth. I studied these gestures until they became reflexes again.
"Ankh-Morpork people, said the Guild, were hearty, no-nonsense folk who actually preferred chocolate made mostly from milk, sugar, suet, hooves, lips, miscellaneous squeezings, rat droppings, plaster, flies, tallow, bits of tree, hair lint, spiders and powdered cocoa husks. This meant that according to the food standards of Borogravia and Quirm, Ankh-Morpork chocolate was formally classed as 'cheese', and only escaped, through being the wrong colour, being defined as 'tile grout'."
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by bubblegumgirl on Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:08 am
The Ghost Goes West?
"Yes Marge, in Theory, in theory communism works." Homer Simpson
"`This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, `I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'"
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"`This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, `I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'"
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
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by black bart on Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:38 am
Nay tis My turn ye villain!
Honest men are slaves to their conscience, and there's no predicting 'em. But you can always trust a dishonest man to stay that way...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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by Swatopluk on Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:51 am
PotC-CotBP(1) of course.
Child(in the womb): Mother, give me birth!
Mother: A child that can talk in the womb can birth itself.
Child (after birthing himself): Mother, wash me!
Mother: A child that can birth itself can also wash itself
Onward noodly pirates!
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by Duke on Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:08 am
Monty Python's Life of Brian!
The Best Movie!
Duke
Wise Man #1: Ahem!
Brian?s mother: Oh!
[falls over in chair]
Brian?s mother: Who are you?
Wise Man #2: We are three wise men.
Brian?s mother: What?
Wise Man #1: We are three wise men.
Brian?s mother: Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.
Suicide Squad Leader: We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack!
[they all stab themselves]
Suicide Squad Leader: That showed 'em, huh?
The Best Movie!
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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by Swatopluk on Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:00 am
Doesn't answer the question where this comes from
Child(in the womb): Mother, give me birth!
Mother: A child that can talk in the womb can birth itself.
Child (after birthing himself): Mother, wash me!
Mother: A child that can birth itself can also wash itself
Onward noodly pirates!
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by Duke on Mon Aug 28, 2006 1:27 pm
"Don't mind her. She's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister."
--Beetle Juice
Duke
--Beetle Juice
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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by bubblegumgirl on Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:20 am
Damn, I went away for a few days and missed the fact that it was my turn.
I keep trying to remind myself that when Jesus closes a door he opens a window.
Yeah, so we have something to jump out of.
"Yes Marge, in Theory, in theory communism works." Homer Simpson
"`This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, `I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'"
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"`This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, `I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'"
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
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by Duke on Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:36 am
"I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger."
--Talladega Nights
Duke
--Talladega Nights
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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