St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Sea Shanties
Song of the Jolly Rock Light
The Goodies
Sung to the same tune as Pub With No Beer
Oh the winds they do blow and the seas they do roar
When you're stuck on a lighthouse ten miles from the shore
But you've heard of the Jolly Rock, of that I am sure
Go there and your loved ones will see you no more
Ohhhh,
Don't go to the Jolly Rock whatever you do
I wouldn't go near it if I was you
So away from the Jolly Rock I advise you to race
It's utterly appalling and not at all nace
All nasty things happen there, it's such a disgrace
'cause people get killed there all over the place
Ohhhh,
Don't go to the Jolly Rock whatever you do
I wouldn't go near it if I was you
Oh, the next verse is censored 'cause it's too horrible to even talk about!
Oh, your blood will run cold and your heart fill with dread
For the Jolly Rock is plagued with the souls of the dead
If you stay there one night you'll go clean off your head
And in no time at all you will probably catch mumps.
