A court usher came running into the court with a heavy volume in his hands.
"Here," he shouted. "It's listed in here!"
Everyone gathered around the ancient book. The usher flicked through the pages until he reached 'B'. "There!" Someone called. "Look there..."
ancient book wrote:Black Fish Head, The
An ancient evil icon from the pirate world. It is alleged to bring pain, torment and disaster to the recipient. This, however, is only a matter of conjecture as in recent times the BlacK Fish Head has been used as a diversionary tactic. Typically, it is used by someone in a courtcase to direct attention away from themselves as they make good their escape.
Legend has it that the greatest exponent of the BFH gambit is the notorious Cap'n Cronan. On several occasions he has thwarted...
They looked up to see the dock empty. Everyone rushed to the window just in time to see a fog shrouded ship sailing towards the open sea.
Lord Judge Superior N. Owitall Bar stomped into the court once more.
"You've done it again!" he shouted. "Pull yourself together and get someone hanged, will you!"
Judge Lady Prunella Boadicea Springer-Spaniel Bonehart, JD, MBE, DVM, RPh, EdD recovered her composure and took a deep breath.
"The Scurvy Fleet Disciplinary Board calls...."