yarrr in my day you could go out fer some grog and leave yer ship unguarded an know fer sure that it would be ransacked by the time yer got back.
Nowadays yer could leave a big sign on yer ship saying no one at home an still no blaggard will rob yer. Pirates av it to good nowadays, they don't need to pillage an plunder evry night loike in the good ol days.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.